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shomentech
8th May 2002, 07:37
"A Tiny Martial Arts page"

(with lots of grins)

www.webguys.com/pdavis/karate/

Yamantaka
8th May 2002, 10:20
Originally posted by shomentech
"A Tiny Martial Arts page"
(with lots of grins)
www.webguys.com/pdavis/karate/

YAMANTAKA : As everybody knows, chinese have the utmost respect for all things japanese...:(
That's the chinese definition of Karate :
"ah...Japanese Karate...As you all know, Japanese Karate is the art of concentrating all your body's energy in ONE place. The Hand, the foot...If you are in a dark night, in a dark alley, and you're attacked by 10 thugs and you don't know Karate, YOU'RE LOST!
But if you know Karate...No problem : You just take the Kiba Dachi position; you get all your energy in the muscles around your throat; and you give a mighty kiai :
H E L P M E !"
Best:D