View Full Version : Get High With Christ!

24th October 2002, 07:20
Get High With Christ!
I hear that Lebanese $hit is really good...

24th October 2002, 07:23
C'mon. That unkepmt hair, the beard, those Hari Krishna robes, and all that lovey-dovey talk. Let's face it, Christ was a Woodstock-Jammin, Tree-Huggin, Pot-Rot-on-the-Brain Hippy.

Charlie Kondek
24th October 2002, 13:23
Sounds quite in line with my interpretation! I'm always trying to remind my fellow Christians who are of the, uh, conservative persuasion that the Man Upstairs was pretty left-wing. You know, charity to the poor, women's rights, things like that.

Steven Malanosk
24th October 2002, 13:34
Have your fun........he wants you to.

But please be nice.

24th October 2002, 13:48
Hey, anybody who turned water into wine to keep the party going must have had some fun himself!

Steven Malanosk
24th October 2002, 14:02

26th October 2002, 09:10
Feh, that Lebanese Shizzat don't got nuthin' on good 'ole BC hydro!:D

27th October 2002, 00:04
Originally posted by elder999
Hey, anybody who turned water into wine to keep the party going must have had some fun himself!
But Aaron, over in the "I ask, U answer" thread, you stated that the first person to succesfully perform transmutation was Ernest Rutherford... :D

28th October 2002, 13:47

I asked for the first "documented" instance.
As a physicist I know it was Ernest Rutherford.
As a christian (such as I am, anyway) I believe Jesus turned water into wine.
As a scholar I know that many things in the Bible just aren't true...
As an aside, Ernest Rutherford was the first to document what was happening in that experiment; quite a few others had performed the very same thing, notably Marie Curie's daughter Irene, who didn't realize that part of what she was doing...
and I would have accepted "Jesus" as an answer!

28th October 2002, 21:33
As a physicist, you believe Jesus turned water into wine...?
Then who was the first genetic engineer?
Answer: Hannibal, because he crossed an alp with an elephant... :D

28th October 2002, 21:56
well, the two aren't mutually exclusive, whatever you think.
YOU can change water into wine......

Who was the first socialist?
Answer: Robin Hood, because he robbed the rich and gave to the poor!:D

Son of Thunder
30th October 2002, 14:32
Originally posted by elder999
well, the two aren't mutually exclusive, whatever you think.
YOU can change water into wine......

I can change wine into urine. Does that count?

30th October 2002, 19:22

These things are over 5000 years old:


It's what it meant that was important....

30th October 2002, 22:10
The biggest magic trick pulled off by Christianity is how it can still fool people in the 21st century.

30th October 2002, 22:56
I should think that a socialist could only see value in Matthew 22:39.
..and for a Christian Matthew 22:37 is the same thing.
What's foolish about that?...Oh, and I'm mostly not a Christian.;)

30th October 2002, 23:25
You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that WE are the ones that need help?
--Dan Barker of the Freedom From Religion Foundation (www.ffrf.org)

30th October 2002, 23:32
"..and the second is like unto it, 'Love your neighbor as yourself."

What's foolish about that? It ALMOST sounds like socialism.:D

30th October 2002, 23:52
What if you're a manic depressive and hate yourself? If you're considering suicide, you might just decide to "euthanise" your neighbour, first...
Or, to be more serious for a moment, the concept of "love thy neighbour as yourself" can only be considered Christian if it is unique to Christianity. The same philosophy can be found, however, in other religions, and in secular humanism, which isn't even a religion at all.
I don't mind continuing this discussion, Aaron, but I don't think it belongs here in Budo Fun. Care to start another thread in the Members' Lounge?