Santas Christmas List

[Goju Man]

Don't ask me how, but I got a hold of a letter to Santa Clause from e-budo. This is what was on it.

Kusanku:
A promotion to ni kyu for the next twenty years and a book on short hand bunkai.

Hank Irwin:
A kyoshu by the numbers coloring set with little known japanese terminology not heard in the U.S.

Sochin:
A wireless internet phone with a delete key so he can scrutinise the SFA guys.

Robert:
Someone new to discredit.

Steve Malanoski:
A new title, since he has already worn out Master and Hanshi. And a colada he owes Goju Man.

Sagasuhito:
Richard Horrowitz's address.

Hector Gomez: (aka kimura)
Another computer so I can make up another cool name, and a pair of pants. (inside joke)

Antonio Bustillo:
My own forum. Why not Robert got one.

Robert:
Someone who would read my forum.

Tatsu:
An anatomy chart that shows the location of all those cool names I know, and Goju Man to believe me. (i before e)

Goju Man:
Someone new to pi$$ off.

Mark F:
A judo gi that fits, and my pony tail not to be made fun of.

Tokon:
An Oyata tape to keep the fat Russian Psycic company.

Happy Holidays to all my freinds on e-budo. (all three of 'em :D )

[Tatsu]

Hey how'd you get that list? Only Santa is supposed to know that, bro! Maligayang Pasko to you and everyone on e-Budo even Hector, hahaha! Peace...

[Steven Malanosk]

Antonio should get a lifetime warranty replacement contract, from the Louisville slugger company, with a gift certificate for unlimited visits, to his local x ray clinic.:eek:

:nono: Manny, your selling yourself short. You piss plenty of people off right here already!:p

:idea: I'll trade Mike, one of the old titles, if he shares the address.

Merry CHRISTmas
Happy Hanukah

[Kimura]

How can we forget Ed Boyds brand new heavy bag?so he won't have to bother joining any other gym.

Tatsu,definitely a gracie in action video along with a portuguesse breakdown translation of what they really are trying to imply about traditional martial arts,merry christmas bryan"it's all in fun".

Kusanku,a one way ticket to brazils top team team conference meetings for a round table disscussion on pressure points,love you John Merry christmas.

R.R,a big red Harley,here is the catch he must pick it up in miami and apologize to the sfa for his nastiness.


Sochin,I was going to send him a "moderating fair 101 video"but he has been doing real good lately,so instead we the SFA vouch to make it easier for him 2003.

Steve malonoski,Guys what do you think 10 dan or is this too soon?


Tokon,a personal message device that advises him as soon as anyone talks bad about kyokushin on e budo.lol

A.Bustillo,it's really hard to give this guy any new training equipment without him redesigning it and making it better,I guess a full warranty on any equipment incase his idea does not work.


Sagasuhito,A be a nice bouncer therapy program fully paid,love you mike.

Gojuman,a nextel that works.



Love you all and Merry christmas

Hector Gomez

It's all in fun.

[Goju Man]

And the Miami kk guys: (you know who you are)
A real kyokushin black belt and bathroom remodel.




Manny, your selling yourself short. You piss plenty of people off right here already!
Ski, Christmas came soon eh?:D


How come Robert gets on the list twice? No Fair!
He cried the loudest!:D

Hey, I thought we could use a change from all the discussions ( :eek: ) that we have so peacefully around here. :laugh:

Maybe this way, we could rip each other and not get the thread closed.:D

I couldn't think of anything funny about Ed though, I've come to really appreciate him a lot. He's a good guy. ( that'll be five bucks Ed. )

I almost forgot Victor:
A new driveway that resists snow build up for his full contact tai chi death matches.:D:D

[Tatsu]

Originally posted by Kimura
How can we forget Ed Boyds brand new heavy bag?so he won't have to bother joining any other gym.

Tatsu,definitely a gracie in action video along with a portuguesse breakdown translation of what they really are trying to imply about traditional martial arts,merry christmas bryan"it's all in fun".



Love you all and Merry christmas

Hector Gomez

It's all in fun.

Hey my friend I understand the language of szhu-szhitsoo Brasil, hahaha.

You are always fun and exciting Hector. If anything I can surmise you are tough, kind and a comedian!!!

Happy Holidays to all, and to all a good fight!!!

BTW Hector, One Love back atcha' bro!

[Goju Man]

Hey how'd you get that list? Only Santa is supposed to know that, bro! Maligayang Pasko to you and everyone on e-Budo even Hector, hahaha! Peace
I'm teaching Santa private it's all good lessons so he doesn't get mugged X-Mas eve.:D

Hey, we had a Sgt. Pasko when I was in the military, he locked himself in his radio truck when we were out on maneuvers.:D

[Bustillo, A.]

Five days before Christmas.

So, on a lighter note, the following is a list of gifts Santa thinks they need. If you take offense to this throw in a book on how to lighten up.


Kusanku,
A book on how to get his message across in 5,000 words or less.

It's Just Me , Ski Hanshi.-
For Peter Urban to implement a 15 Dan ranking system
in USA Goju.

Mark F.
A manual on how to choose a gi that fits. And, a barber.

Sagasuhito,--
A new keyboard, the one he has now is 'too mean.'

Sochin,
A crash course on Ayn Rand's thoughts on Objectivism.
(On second thopught...does not apply any longer.)


Goju Man-
Livestock for his Budo Barn.

Bernie Lau--
A manual on how to practice with a partner.

Aaron Feilds
To figure out a way to transport that mianture pony of
his from Mongolia to the US.

Bustillo,
Emily Post course on how to make friends.

Tokon & Tamashi,
A pager to alert them when someone mentions the word 'Kyokushin' on the internet.

Hank Irwin -
...A clue.

Harry Cook,
Mr. Cook never claims to be some type of mythological 'Atlas'...
So, he needs Rob Redman and his 'Shotokan Planet' website off his back.

Ed Boyd-
A reference guide to who's who in the martial arts.

Joe 'the Link' S.
A manual covering the basics of how to
actually 'be' a martial artist. First rule, get out of
the library and go to a dojo.

Richard Horowitz-
To be circumcized a few more times.


And yet, but not least, for the Honorable Jon Bluming -
The book , 'Karate for Dummies'

[tamashi]

did some one print the word "Kyokushin"
on the internet??
:D

Happy holidays

[CEB]

Kyokushin,who is that? :confused:

[Goju Man]

I think Tokon has an internet phone that rings when the K word is used.:D
He then calls Tamashi, and the two have a seance to communicate with Sosai.:D
Then they post their rebuttle in Kyokushin (uh oh, I said it) fashion. Full contact with no punches pulled.;)
I'm glad they don't punch to the face.:D

[Goju Man]

Ed Boyd-

A reference guide to who's who in the martial arts.
Actually, I think Ed is the one to publish the list.