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Prince Loeffler
2nd February 2003, 00:29
If your basic KATA involve two cartwheels, a back flip, chipmunks and
cottage cheese...

IT AIN'T TRADITIONAL!!



If your KOBUDO forms include "Smith & Wesson Ichiban" and "Louisville
Slugger"...

IT AIN'T TRADITIONAL!!


If your uniforms have frills, tassels, shoot sparks and come in colors such as "Rotten Apple Red"...

IT AIN'T TRADITIONAL!!

If your organization patch includes a picture of a duck breathing
fire and a Phillip Morris corporate sponsor patch ...

IT AIN'T TRADITIONAL!!

If you claim the founder of their system was an ancient albino okinawan shaman from Idaho named "Jose Maria Finklestein"...

IT AIN'T TRADITIONAL!!