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John Lindsey
8th September 2000, 04:54
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"Enough of this silly E-Budo! Our children are hungry, the clothes need washing, and I need to log onto Budobabes.com....."

[Edited by John Lindsey on 09-08-2000 at 10:47 PM]

kenkyusha
8th September 2000, 05:38
No Mariko, you have been staring at that screen for months... that data from the crash is gone... you have got to move on with your life...

Be well,
Jigme

IchiRiKen1
8th September 2000, 06:40
There is such a thing as budobabes.com???

WOO HOO!!!

:D :D :D

Joseph Svinth
8th September 2000, 07:03
From "Announcements" at InYo, http://ejmas.com/jalt/jaltframe.htm , August 2000:

A website to check for links to Internet sites featuring females doing MA is http://www.budogirls.com. The readers here appear to be mostly male. So, for links to feminist sport websites, try http://www.feminist.org/sports/sports.html, where one finds the National Women's Martial Arts Federation at http://www.nwmaf.org. Also try http://www.femboxer.com, which links to various sites devoted to women's boxing.

For those of you who secretly believe that EJMAS needs more eye candy, well then, visit http://www.thevalkyrie.com/picthumb/combat.htm and http://www.fencingsucks.com/gallery/index.htm.

Parental discretion is advised.

Evan London
8th September 2000, 12:30
The day he knew would eventially come had arrived. Akira's parents had discovered that he was a cyber ninja. Now he would have to erase their hard drives and crach their web sites.....
Ev

BC
8th September 2000, 20:07
"OK, let's see...Lesson # 1: Defense from two handed grab. Wait , honey I can't see the monitor. There, let's see, where were we? Oh yeah. Step 1 - Uke grabs both hands
Step 2 - Nage step in with left foot while grabbing uke's right hand with your right hand..."

(After passing the stringent entrance requirements, Ashida embarks on his long awaited journey to become a virtual master of the esoteric art of Huflunpu - Literally!!!):shadowmas

astudent
8th September 2000, 20:51
you've been on those silly messege boards every night. i want some lovin too!

8th September 2000, 21:18
Akira Kurosawa's final unfinished and untitled film was to be a brazen exploration into the harrowing impact of technology-assisted day-trading on the lives of common people.

Son of Thunder
10th September 2000, 21:46
"No! This terrible! Our dark warrior society has remained secret since time immemorial, and that idiot Tejima had to go and put all our deepest secrets on a website!"
"Curse you, Tejima! Curse you and your blackhandofdeath.com!"
"Fear not, my son. I vow that Tejima will not live to see the next hit on his website. He will experience... a fatal systems error."

[Edited by Son of Thunder on 09-10-2000 at 03:51 PM]

Rik
11th September 2000, 13:40
Not strictly budo related but amusing nonetheless....

From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn.
Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

In a Tokyo shop:
Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.

In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

In a Bangkok temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?

In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:
Drop your trousers here for best results.

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

In a Tokyo Hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.