Prince Loeffler
18th June 2003, 08:25
Signs You Aren't Dating "Mr. Personality"
- Changes his "color" depending on his mood. And lemme tell ya,
"Mr. Blue" is *no* fun at all.
- The mask he's wearing is not so much "mysterious" as it is
"Spider-Man."
- He's spent the last month sitting next to Paula Abdul and his
name's not Randy Jackson.
- His last wife died of boredom. Literally.
- He bears a striking resemblance to Al Gore. Wait, he *is* Al
Gore!
- "So then, she starts talking to me in Klingon, but she
mispronounces the word for 'Starship'! Can you believe it?"
- Turns out that's not the pale green plastic mask he wore on
the show, but his actual face.
- His t-shirt reads, "Warning: Do not attempt to drive or
operate heavy machinery after conversing with me."
- When Don Rickles calls him a "hockey puck," the NHL sues Don
Rickles for libel.
- He's wearing a button that says "Hi, My name is Mr. Personality!"
- The significance of his mask? He's a life member of the "KISS
Army."
-He had to give up stamp collecting -- the excitement was more than
he could handle.
- Your waiter fell asleep while taking his order.
- You met him in line for a Star Trek convention.
- His idea of a dinner-and-a-movie date: Bag of Chee-tos, six pack
of generic cola and naughty animations on his PDA.
- After three minutes with him, you can't get the "Theme from
M*A*S*H" out of your head.
- Changes his "color" depending on his mood. And lemme tell ya,
"Mr. Blue" is *no* fun at all.
- The mask he's wearing is not so much "mysterious" as it is
"Spider-Man."
- He's spent the last month sitting next to Paula Abdul and his
name's not Randy Jackson.
- His last wife died of boredom. Literally.
- He bears a striking resemblance to Al Gore. Wait, he *is* Al
Gore!
- "So then, she starts talking to me in Klingon, but she
mispronounces the word for 'Starship'! Can you believe it?"
- Turns out that's not the pale green plastic mask he wore on
the show, but his actual face.
- His t-shirt reads, "Warning: Do not attempt to drive or
operate heavy machinery after conversing with me."
- When Don Rickles calls him a "hockey puck," the NHL sues Don
Rickles for libel.
- He's wearing a button that says "Hi, My name is Mr. Personality!"
- The significance of his mask? He's a life member of the "KISS
Army."
-He had to give up stamp collecting -- the excitement was more than
he could handle.
- Your waiter fell asleep while taking his order.
- You met him in line for a Star Trek convention.
- His idea of a dinner-and-a-movie date: Bag of Chee-tos, six pack
of generic cola and naughty animations on his PDA.
- After three minutes with him, you can't get the "Theme from
M*A*S*H" out of your head.