A drug problem!

[Markaso]

I had a drug problem when I was young.
I was drug to church on Sunday morning,
I was drug to church for weddings and funerals.
I was drug to family reunions no matter the weather.
I was drug to the bus stop to go to school every
weekday.
I was drug by my ears when disrespectful to adults
and teachers.
I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my
parents.
Those drugs are still in my veins; and they affect
my behavior in everything I do, say, and think.
They are stronger than cocaine, crack, or heroin,
and if today's children had this kind of drug
problem, America would certainly be a better place.


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