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Ronin
6th July 2003, 04:36
Try this soon, before Google fixes it!

1) Go to Google.com;

2) Type in (but don't hit return): "weapons of mass destruction";

3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, instead of the normal "Google search" button;

4) Read what appears to be a normal error message carefully.

Kimpatsu
6th July 2003, 04:43
These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed
The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate.

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Please try the following:

Click the Regime change button, or try again later.

If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).

To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then click Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security Council tab, click Consensus. The settings should match those provided by your government or NATO.
If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction.
If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them,
click Detect weapons
Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them. Click the Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine what regime they will install.
If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq.
Click the Bomb button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.



Cannot find weapons or CIA Error
Iraqi Explorer
A.R.Cox 2003

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Very funny. :laugh:

Vapour
6th July 2003, 04:51
An Iraqi general calls a meeting of of Saddam's six body doubles.

He says, "I have good news and bad news."

The good news is, Saddam is alive. So none of you have to be killed.

The body doubles all breathe a big sigh of relief.

"The bad news is, Saddam lost an arm and both legs."

:laugh:

Mitch Saret
6th July 2003, 05:16
:laugh: Quite good actually!

And I liked the one about Saddam's body double as well!

The Coffee God
6th July 2003, 05:54
I just posted that in a different thread yesterday.

http://www.e-budo.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19938

MarkF
6th July 2003, 10:14
Click the last link on the WMD error 404 page (Anthony Cox).


Mark

Vapour
6th July 2003, 16:31
Another one.

http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/blair.html