The last fans of Microsoft in the world gather...

[PHILBERT]

http://www.ntk.net/media/dancemonkeyboy.mpg
http://www.stenstad.net/storage/developers.mpg
http://www.msboycott.com/media/ballmer_developers_music.mov

[TenguAteMyPuppy]

By the sound of that man's screeching enthusiasm, it must be like they're living (well) in a post-apocalyptic world of raging, flesh eating, anti-Microsoft mutants. I've been wrong before though.

[Iain]

I don't love my dog that much. This man scares me.

[A. M. Jauregui]

Damn off the wall and not in the cool skate way.

[Soulend]

* claws at eyes *

[PHILBERT]

My favorite thing is after he runs across the stage, he stops to catch his breath and you can hear him gasping for air.