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larsen_huw
29th July 2003, 10:56
Imagine you're a fight promoter,

What match-ups, either with serious, comical or made up fighters would you like to be on your event card. Please feel free to add your own promo lines! :D

Personally i'd like to see:


Rocky Vs. The Power Rangers
- Rocky VII: A Sequal Too Far!

Maggie Thatcher Vs Jaques Chirac
- The Bitch Is Back!

George W Bush Vs So-damn Insane
- A fight to the death.

AND TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT:

Ashida Kim Vs Frank Dux
in a Pinnochio submission match!

A. M. Jauregui
29th July 2003, 11:56
Michael Dudikoff (American Ninja) vs. David Bradley III (American Samurai) [also the American Ninja in the later installments]
- The very, very, very final chapter...
(A movie chop suey match)

Bill Gates and Paul Allen vs. Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak with referee Larry Ellison
- One last window to closure.
(Rivers of blood match) [That is what I expect to see leaving the ring...]

Bender vs. Homer
- A real bender to remember...
(A time travel drinking and rough housing match)

George W Bush vs. Tony Blair
- One for the colonies.
(A NHB ring match)
[I really wonder about this one]

Muso Gonnosuke vs. Miyomato Musashi
- Time to settle the score...
(A weapon match in a ring)

The Incredible Hulk vs. Godzilla
- Who is the real big green wrecking machine?
(Anything goes match)

dirithtai
29th July 2003, 20:45
Ghandi vs. the Pope
Can't think of how to bill it, but damn it'd be funny.

avehnor
29th July 2003, 21:54
lara croft vs. indiana jones

michael jackson vs. maculay culkin (spelling?)

he-man vs. she-ra

ninja turtles vs. the surf ninjas

bruce lee vs. all of us here

larsen_huw
30th July 2003, 11:44
I like the Ghandi Vs. Pope one best. Great idea!

Has anyone noticed i've actually 'borrowed' the idea off Celebraty Death Match, a not very popular tv show in which clay models battle it out to the death! Even i hadn't noticed until i pointed it out to myself! (Man! I really need to start taking that medication again! :D )

Here's some more i'm dreaming up as i go along:

Jackie Chan Vs. Eddie Murphy
- Slap Stick!

Britney Spears Vs. Christine Aggie-whatzit
- Opps i did it again!

and a Tag Team special:

OJ Simpson & His Lawyer Vs. Truth & Justice

larsen_huw
30th July 2003, 11:53
BONUS POINTS FOR THE FIRST PERSON TO FIND A GOOD MATCH UP FOR WINNIE THE POOH!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

tweety
30th July 2003, 12:05
The guy in the bee suit from Spanish TV and then Simpson's fame.

Steve Kovalcik

larsen_huw
30th July 2003, 12:08
So we have:

Winnie the Pooh Vs. Wierd Bee Man
- in an NHB (No Honey Barred!) match :D

william northcote
30th July 2003, 12:17
Winnie the Pooh in a 3 way match up:

Winne V. Barney V. The smurfs

Last one standing is a wuss lol

ScottUK
30th July 2003, 13:14
Sir Norman Wisdon vs anyone else his weight and age....

Onmitsu
30th July 2003, 15:12
Locutus, a borg VS. The terminator
(Let the parts fly)

Eddie Weldon (Teen Ninja) VS. Any Ninja Turtle action figure

Mike Williams
30th July 2003, 15:18
ACAMAC vs. Bruce Lee, Clay Ali and Fat Kano.

Cheers,

Mike

monkeyboy_ssj
30th July 2003, 15:54
Teen Wolf vs. Marty from Back To The Future
[80's cheese film fight]

B.A. Baracas vs Hulk Hogan
[they were best friends in an A Team episode]

Matt Boxall vs. Matt Boxall
[ultimate in meme wrestling] (i can't loose but i never win)

Ja

seskoad
30th July 2003, 16:04
Originally posted by larsen_huw
I Jackie Chan Vs. Eddie Murphy
- Slap Stick!




How about

Jackie Chan Vs. Jet Li
- the true chinese fighter

larsen_huw
30th July 2003, 16:08
Chris Waddle Vs. Pat Sharpe
-Battle of the mullets!

Superman Vs. Batman
-Battle to the death to decide who's allowed to wear their y-fronts outside their trousers!

And how bout Price Phillip as an opponent for Norman Wisdom?
- The offensive and unfunny Vs. the inoffensive and unfunny!

Bob van Tuyn
30th July 2003, 17:08
Doc. Phill versus Oprah :D

william northcote
30th July 2003, 17:32
Doc Phil V. Frasier

The Simpsons V. The Osbornes

Soke Hatsumi, Tanamura V Ashida Kim

koma
1st August 2003, 09:22
Jerry Springer vs Howard Sterne
Rock 'em Shlock 'em

tk vs bb
The Final Word (oh come on, you know who!)

Lucy Liu vs Michelle Yeoh
WOW!

william northcote
1st August 2003, 12:10
Lucy Liu vs Michelle Yeoh vs Gail Kim from the WWE;)

Maybe in a typical Bra and Panties match they like to host on their programs.

StanLee
1st August 2003, 12:30
How about Winnie the pooh Vs Winnie Mandlella

Or the Winnie the pooh Vs Jaws! OOo the carnage that would follow!

Personally, I'd like to see locktite Vs bostick.

:eek:

larsen_huw
1st August 2003, 13:18
Loctite would whoops Bostick's @rse! It's by far the superior glue. If Bostick wants to win a fight, it should go pick on Pritstick! :D

Tony Vs Bruce? It was only a matter of time before someone posted that 1!

How about Bigfoot Vs. The Yeti?

ooo .... Hilary Clinton Vs. Monica Lewinsky! - Now that'd be a bitch fight and a half!

Smooth Penut Butter Vs. Crunchy Penut Butter

Mike Williams
1st August 2003, 13:27
Time to put up or shut up! :D

http://google-fight.com/

Cheers,

Mike

larsen_huw
1st August 2003, 13:32
YAY! Loctite whooped @rse!

221,000 Vs. 54,800

bloody bostickers! :D

Mike Williams
1st August 2003, 13:36
Yep, and Tony beats Bruce...

:up:

Cheers,

Mike

larsen_huw
1st August 2003, 13:50
But if you included sirnames in that 'fight' i'm sure the outcome would be different!

A. M. Jauregui
1st August 2003, 18:11
The Incredible Hulk ( 373 000 results) versus Godzilla ( 550 000 results). Godzilla wins???

Eric Joyce
1st August 2003, 18:53
Never. The Hulk would just get angrier. ;)

koma
2nd August 2003, 06:02
Beetle Baily vs Sad Sack
Champ of the Camp

Allan Greenspan vs Inflation
hmmmmm...guess we all lose.:laugh:

larsen_huw
5th August 2003, 12:31
My Bordom Vs. My Hunger in a bout to try and distract me from work.

p.s. is it lunchtime yet?:D