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Uesugi Kenshin
31st July 2003, 00:38
Hey hey everyone, I just heard the craziest song i have ever personally heard and it inspired me to start this thread. So what is the most crazy, non-sensical or just plain weird song you guys have ever heard and who is it by.

The song i just heard is QY10 by the left rights.

Cheers :toast:

A. M. Jauregui
31st July 2003, 00:57
White Room by (The) Cream.


White Room by (The) Cream
Silver horses run down moonbeams in your dark eyes.

It is (quasi) beatnik madness...

Julian Gerhart
31st July 2003, 01:06
no contest. hands down.
Hanson. mbop

yup, you gotta love those cutsy boys in hanson

John Lindsey
31st July 2003, 01:30
Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

adroitjimon
31st July 2003, 01:32
"Go Speed Go" DJ KEOKI/Lords of acid...

elder999
31st July 2003, 01:44
The Little Spanish Flea

Kolschey
31st July 2003, 02:05
Frank Zappa- Moving to Montana :)

Cady Goldfield
31st July 2003, 03:26
If You're a Viper

recorded by Bob Howard and His Boys, among others, circa 1938

Dream about a reefer, five feet long,
Mighty immense but not too strong.
You'll be high, but not for long
If you're a viper.

I'm the king of everything,
I gotta be high before I can swing.
Light a "tea" and let it be
If you're a viper.

When your throat gets dry
And you know you're high,
Everything is dandy.
Truck on down to the candy store
Blow your top on peppermint candy.

Then you'll now your body's sent
You won't care if you don't pay rent
The sky is high, and so am I
If you're a viper.

Cady Goldfield
31st July 2003, 03:36
Who Put the Benzedrine in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine

recorded by Henry "The Hipster" Gibson, 1944

Mrs. Murphy couldn't sleep,
Her nerves were slightly off the beat,
Until she solved her problem,
With a can of Ovaltine.

She drank a cup full most every night
And oooh, how she would dream,
Until something rough got in the stuff,
And made her neighbors scream...

"Oh! Who put the benzedrine
In Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine?"
Sure is a shame, don't know whose to blame
Cause the old lady didn't even get his name.

Where did she get that that stuff,
Now she just can't get enough
It might have been the man who wasn't bad
Not Jack, that guy's a square.

She never ever wants to go to sleep.
She said that everthing is ?????????
Now Mr. Murphy don't know what its all about
cause she went and threw the old man out. Clout!

Who put the Benzedrine in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine?
Now she wants to swing the Highland Fling
She says that Ovaltine's the thing
that gives her zing.

--More verses, but I'm too lazy to put 'em in.
Here's Harry singing the whole thing:
http://entertainment.msn.com/album/?album=308009

adroitjimon
31st July 2003, 03:47
OKay,I down loaded that song or whatever you want to call it
off of kazaa (QY10 by the left rights),it's gonna take me a week
to stop listening to it...Thanks man I needed that...

A. M. Jauregui
31st July 2003, 06:02
QY10 by the left rights - omg it is so bad that it is actually not bad. ;)

Bushi Jon
31st July 2003, 17:31
Watch out where the husky goes a dont you eat that yellow snow. Or Ive got a spot that gets me hot and you ant been there yet. Or dynamo hum

Uesugi Kenshin
31st July 2003, 17:59
heh heh, that song is addictive, if you wanna hear more which are equally unintelligable get parkinlot or station wagons by the left rights...Actually, The left rights are two members of a band called mindless self indulgence who got bored one day and created probably the most short attention spaneded(yes i made up a word) band ever.

If your interested here are the lyrics to QY10

Break it down
Break it further down
Here we go...
I've gotsa tape your mouth shut
hope you like it good
if the woodpeckers bite your eyes out
I could care less but that's
all in the past for me
I've made my peace with the lord y'see

I want my mustache to grow (x3)
cool little buddy back out on the money buddy
I want my mustache to grow (x3)
but only on one side!
he-hey
we're gonna live forever in this house (x2)
Up the stairs
down stairs
we're gonna live forever in this house
you take the living room
I'll take the bedroom
cause we're gonna live forever in this house

I feel good I feel energized
I feel like takin on the world tonight
I feel like everlasting... bootycakes!

I don't wanna go to china
unless its a c-h-i-n-a c-h-i-n-a type a place

A-R-T-O-S-E-Y
A-R-T-O-S-E-Y-B-Y-C-Y

you dont understand me
I gotta boop e doop soopy doopy koo boo boo boop chi boop, booby dooby doop cause I'm branded for live
i said HEY HEY!

motherf*cker was a buzzsaws n bat
he went to the bathroom and he came back a man
he said hey man how's it goin solo my friend
I said flush the toilet down now south muh baby
said AAAHHHHHHHHHH I'm stayin
BIG FINISH!

David T Anderson
31st July 2003, 21:02
There's a George Michael song called Careless Whisper [ think] that contains the lines:

"Never going to dance again,
Guilty feet have got no rythm."

I don't know why, but my eyes glaze over every time I hear those lines sung...

avehnor
1st August 2003, 00:54
that r kelly song... what's it called... "Ignition" is silly!

so is that 50 cent song... "21 Questions" i love the line "Love you like a fat kid love candy" :)

Soulend
1st August 2003, 03:56
Adam Sandler's "Dancin' and Pantsin"...although it's silly, the first time I heard it I laughed so hard my jaws hurt the next day. :laugh:

John McCollum
1st August 2003, 21:55
Has to be "Take the Skinheads Bowling" by Camper van Beethoven!

Every day, i get up and pray to jah
And he decreases the number of clocks by exactly one
Everybody's comin' home for lunch these days
Last night there were skinheads on my lawn

Take the skinheads bowling
Take them bowling
Take the skinheads bowling
Take them bowling

Some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes
Some people say that bowling alleys all look the same
There's not a line that goes here that rhymes with anything


I has a dream last night, but i forget what it was
I had a dream last night about you, my friend
I had a dream--i wanted to sleep next to plastic
I had a dream--i wanted to lick your knees
I had a dream--it was about nothing

Martyn van Halm
1st August 2003, 23:40
Denis Leary - "I'm an asshole"

I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's a real ¤¤¤¤ing asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong

Naaaah!

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

[Spoken]
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why.

[Spoken]
Two words. Nuclear ¤¤¤¤ing weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes...
(Hey)
and Lee Marvin
(Hey)
and Sam Peckinpah
(Hey)
And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas...
(Hey, you know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal!

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E

[Barking]
Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling chum
Oooh Oooh

[Spoken]
I'm an asshole and proud of it!