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Kimpatsu
8th September 2003, 13:35
Well, what is your pirate name? (http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php)

monkeyboy_ssj
8th September 2003, 13:39
Your pirate name is:


Bloody Sam Kidd



Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!


Arrr! Swarb the poop deck!

Kimpatsu
8th September 2003, 13:44
Your pirate name is:
Bloody Tom Read
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

kage110
8th September 2003, 13:48
Black Tom Kidd



Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

StanLee
8th September 2003, 14:02
I would have to be:

Cheng Ch'eng-kung (also known as Koxinga)

He controlled the island of Formosa (Taiwan), and refused to surrender to official forces for long period of time.


:D

larsen_huw
8th September 2003, 14:16
Your pirate name is:


Captain Tom Kidd



Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Well shiver my timbers and a yo-ho-ho. Maybe the good ship E-budo should go a-maurauding in uncharted seas again? :D arr!

Kimpatsu
8th September 2003, 14:21
And now for something completely different... National Talk Like A Pirate Day (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/)
And Dave Barry (http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/columnists/dave_barry/4018055.htm) has something to say about it, too.

sean_stonehart
8th September 2003, 15:28
Your pirate name is:


Iron Sam Vane



A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

Shitoryu Dude
8th September 2003, 18:22
Iron Harry Roberts

Isn't national "talk like a pirate" day coming up soon?

:beer:

kirigirisu
8th September 2003, 19:07
Iron Tom Bonney

bruceb
8th September 2003, 21:44
They call me ... ONE WHO EATS TREES.

but "Hey You" works in ye got gold coins in yer hand.

Shishio13
8th September 2003, 22:11
Thy name is Iron Tom Rackem.:D Arr:nin:

Kinteki
8th September 2003, 22:11
Your pirate name is:


Captain Sam Flint



Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Random
8th September 2003, 23:39
My pirate name is ALWAYS Capt'n Morgan.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of good rum.

Kimpatsu
8th September 2003, 23:43
Originally posted by Shitoryu Dude
Iron Harry Roberts

Isn't national "talk like a pirate" day coming up soon?

:beer:
September 19th, as my earlier post says.

Iain
9th September 2003, 00:14
Mad Morty Kidd



Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!


muppets. Kermit is Sexxxxxy!:D

Julian Gerhart
9th September 2003, 01:34
Iron William Rackham

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

J.T. Hurley
9th September 2003, 03:55
Dread Pirate Cash



Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

adroitjimon
9th September 2003, 06:48
Originally posted by J.T. Hurley
Dread Pirate Cash



Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

Hey this is not the right way to live having the same pirate name
as me.As I am the One Dread Pirate Cash...
There are one of two scenarios happening simultaneously here.
1.Either you sir are a complete fraud.
OR
2.you share a good sense of frigid heat as do I.

In any case may the DREAD PIRATE CASH CLAN live long and prosper
AYE,AYE sez them natty dread impersonators hangin' from the yard
arms. :toast: yo ho ho and a bottle of rum...sacks packed and
stacked with peices of eight a sailors life for me I'll be night
black never look a marked man in the Eye Damn!

Steve Delaney
9th September 2003, 08:14
Iron Sam Roberts

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!

Xavi
9th September 2003, 08:32
I'm........

Dread Pirate Read



Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

:cool:

The Coffee God
9th September 2003, 08:36
Iron Harry Vane
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

Kimpatsu
9th September 2003, 11:52
Originally posted by adroitjimon
Hey this is not the right way to live having the same pirate name
as me.As I am the One Dread Pirate Cash...
You both fell into the burning ring of fire, and as you fell down down down, the flames went hire. That ring of fire... :redhot: :D

larsen_huw
9th September 2003, 12:00
Originally posted by Kimpatsu
You both fell into the burning ring of fire, and as you fell down down down, the flames went hire. That ring of fire... :redhot: :D


Where can i go and hire some flames from Tony? Or have the Orthography Commandos gone and shot themselves in the foot again? :D :p

Ade
9th September 2003, 12:05
Dread Pirate Rackham


Hornswoggle the mainslice, hard a'l'ar'board, me hearties, it's sartori or bust, ahaarrrr, ps when communication on a meaningful levels fails there's no substitute for a broadside of flail shot 'tween decks...
:smash:

Kimpatsu
9th September 2003, 12:25
Originally posted by larsen_huw
Where can i go and hire some flames from Tony? Or have the Orthography Commandos gone and shot themselves in the foot again? :D :p
Don't you recognise Johnny Cash when you hear him, landlubber?
Of course, if you want to parley...
---
I notice Dread Pirate Ade has got off to a swashbucklin' start...
Shiver me timbers!

larsen_huw
9th September 2003, 14:16
Originally posted by Kimpatsu
Don't you recognise Johnny Cash when you hear him, landlubber?
Of course, if you want to parley...


I recognise it Tony .... he's talking about my arse the day after i've made one of my turbo-nutter-thermonuclear-ubercurries! :D

But surely the flames would rise HIGHER rather than HIRE?

Kimpatsu
9th September 2003, 14:21
Oh, crap. I'm really tired...
Hire a new ring of fire. Then put it round ya neck, ya scurvy swab...
---
Pirate quote of the day:
Anya: "After the party, Xander's going to teach me a new game, called 'Shiver Me Timbers'. D'you know it?"
Tara: "I'm not much of one for the timber..."
---
For 2 extra points, name the episode, and the season...

Chuck Munyon
9th September 2003, 14:36
Who's a pirates favorite philosopher?
ARRchimedes.

Favorite profession (outside piracy)?
ARRchitect.

Favorite Parisian Landmark?
The ARRRc de triomphe.

et cetera...

Kimpatsu
9th September 2003, 14:44
Ya know why Munyon is called "Chuck"?
'Cos we don't bother with the plank; we just chuck him overboard. AArrr....

Ade
9th September 2003, 15:18
Kehoe sounds like Keel Haul...a bit.
Spooky.

Ahhhaaarrrr, avast ye hornswoggling land jubblies, chutney ahoy ahhaaarrr.
Load the bulwark cannon, I feel like a fish supper.

Kimpatsu
9th September 2003, 16:03
Originally posted by Ade
Kehoe sounds like Keel Haul...a bit.
Spooky.
And "Aid" means to give succour.
Some name for a pirate! :rolleyes: ;)

Ade
9th September 2003, 16:49
Sucker!
:smash:

Daniel san
9th September 2003, 19:37
Yar,
I need to be havin' parley with a mister Bloody Davy Read. I also be called Bloody Davy Read. Harr, I notice yer ship is no match for my lady The Seven Gallows. But, perchance, ye could come to a truce with me a winnin'. Arrrgh, no truce? It be a Buffy-off then. To the death. Yar, ye have sealed yer fate. Belay! I have only manged to swindle seasons 1-4. Arr'll be callin' ya Billy Bud tills we gets this resolved.
Sincerely,
The Real Bloody Davy Read
"Which is weird because my real middle name is Reid"

Jock Armstrong
10th September 2003, 04:01
I always wanted to be "utterly ruthless black Jock [except on Wednesdays and likes puppies" but it didn't really work.

Talk like a pirate day???!!! Can't wait for ee aarhaaar! Shiver me timbers and splice me nargletts!!:cool: :D

Steve Delaney
10th September 2003, 05:39
I think I'll steer clear of that.

You know what Winston Churchill's statement about the Navy; "Rum, Sodomy and the lash."

Do you still want to talk like long dong err.......Long John Silver?;)

Kimpatsu
10th September 2003, 05:40
Originally posted by Saitama Steve
Do you still want to talk like long dong err.......Long John Silver?;)
Yes, it keeps his pecker up. :D

Ade
10th September 2003, 09:39
Originally posted by Saitama Steve
You know what Winston Churchill's statement about the Navy; "Rum, Sodomy and the lash."

A version is still in common usage when the Royal Marines are talking about the Navy:
"It's all rum, bum and baccy...."
usually closely followed by the rejoinder:
"I don't drink or smoke but if you want a good shaggin I'm your man!"

I like the Navy, when there's a war, they usually give the army a lift there.

Kimpatsu
10th September 2003, 10:35
Originally posted by Ade
Sucker!
:smash:
Ouch! That joke hurts! It's about as subtle as a sledgehammer...
BTW, Adrian Sensei, what's your new avatar all about?

WJ55
11th September 2003, 03:19
Dirty Sam Flint?!?

Does someone want to trade???

That guy with the kung fu names was waaaaayyyyyy better.

Someone needs to e-mail him to let him know it's time to update his site.

budojill
14th September 2003, 20:00
Having dispatched the Dread Pirate Roberts in his sleep, I now RULE the seven seas-

BTW, what was that about sodomy and the lash? Methinks I need a scurvy slave- er- first mate...

icynorth
15th September 2003, 00:36
Iron Davy Rackham

hehe, now my wife can stop calling me the "large encounter" in the bedrooom :) A new name for a change

koma
15th September 2003, 04:46
Originally posted by WJ55
Dirty Sam Flint?!?

Does someone want to trade???

That guy with the kung fu names was waaaaayyyyyy better.

Someone needs to e-mail him to let him know it's time to update his site.

Arr! I'll trade wit ya. Try Cap'n MORTY Kidd fer a moniker! ARR! MORTY! How mortifyin'!

Kimpatsu
18th September 2003, 04:18
And now for some pirated jokes:
What is a pirate's favorite fast food chain?
Arrrby's

Why didn't the child go to see the pirate movie?
It was rated arrr

What type of socks do pirates wear?
Arrrgile

What was the pirate's favorite subject in high school?
Arrrithmetic

What was the pirate's major in college?
Arrrt and Arrrchitecture

What is a pirate's favourite tourist destination?
The St. Louis Arrrch

Mekugi
18th September 2003, 04:44
Your pirate name is:


Calico Morty Kidd



Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!


arrr matey, I be preferin the 'monniker o my true pirate name, which be Stinky Wizzletooth of the Hanged Maiden or known to othars as be Captain Pissgums, at yer sarvice.

Now line up and keel yer holes.

Kimpatsu
18th September 2003, 04:51
"Rum, sodomy, and the lash!"
--W. Churchill
:D

Kimpatsu
18th September 2003, 06:58
Don't forget: Tomorrow, September 19, is "Talk Like a Pirate Day". Talk like a pirate at work! Talk like a pirate at school! Talk like a pirate at home! Call your local phone-in radio show and talk like a pirate on air! Watch Pirates of the Caribbean again!
Aaarrr!

Kimpatsu
19th September 2003, 03:29
Avast, me hearties! Let all landlubbers beware!
Today be "Speak Like a Pirate Day"! Parlay with all the scurvy swabs in the office, and make them that don't respond walk the plank.
Arrr....

Steve Delaney
19th September 2003, 04:20
Isn't it funny how most pirates talk like drunken members of the Dubliners? Was it just a fad, or were pirates mostly Irish?

Kimpatsu
19th September 2003, 04:45
Originally posted by Saitama Steve
Isn't it funny how most pirates talk like drunken members of the Dubliners? Was it just a fad, or were pirates mostly Irish?
You're the psychotic leprechaun, you tell me. :D
Actually, given 18th and 19th century prejudices, it wouldn't surprise me if the Oirishman was used as the sterotypical pirate to demonstrate the ultimate in fecklessness.

Mekugi
19th September 2003, 08:35
Avast ye boogie dripping barn'cle hided wenches

Ye Sprogs all 'hadyer fun but now is come time to taste a bit of the captains daughter and scrub the scuppers of the jack o'swords with feelin' ifn' ye be not changing yer ways. Polliwags ye be all lest you fergett today be speak like a pirate day, ye lacky Sons of Biscuit Eaters.

So keen up to the sharp end O' me cutless or change your chiming ways on such a sarcred day that the mother mary herself be weighing her petticoat in awe.

Avast, hoist yer killick and be off this landlubber talk.

-Captain Pissgums,

AKA Russ the Red

Striking Hand
19th September 2003, 08:40
Red Roger Vane


Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

Kimpatsu
19th September 2003, 08:45
Originally posted by Striking Hand
Red Roger Vane
Ye be rogerin' the weathervane till ye be red, arrr?
:D

Mekugi
19th September 2003, 09:09
Here be a little ditty fer ye all....


There was a young sailor
Who looked through the glass,
And spied a fair mermaid
With scales on her.....

island
Where seagulls
Fly over their nests
She combed the long hair
That hung over her....

shoulders
And caused her
To tickle and itch.
The sailor cried out
"There's a beautiful...

mermaid,"
A-sitting out
There on the rocks,
The crew came around
A-grabbing their...

glasses
And crowded four deep
To the rail,
All eager to share
In this fine piece of...

news
Which the captain soon
Heard from the watch.
He tied down the wheel
And he reached for his...

crackers
And cheese which
He kept near the door.
In case he might someday
Encounter a...

mermaid.
He knew he must
Use all his wits
Crying "Throw out a line.
We'll lasso her...

flippers."
And then we will
Certainly find
If mermaids are better
Before or...

be brave
My good fellows."
The captain then said.
"With fortune we'll break
Through her mermaiden head-

-ing to starboard
They tacked with dispatch.
And caught that fair mermaid
Just under her...

elbows
And hustled her
Down below decks,
And each took a turn
At her feminine...

setting
Her free at the end
Of the farce,
She splashed in the waves,
Falling flat on her...

after
A while one man
Noticed some scabs,
Soon they all broke out with..

the pox
And the scratching
With fury,
Cursing with spleen,
This song may be dull
But it's certainly clean.

BC
19th September 2003, 19:29
Bloody Roger Flint

"Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!"

"Rise and shine!"

I'll have to tell my four-year-old son that it's National Talk Like a Pirate Day. We can drive his mother bonkers tonight stalking around the house with our swords, and me hoisting a mug of ale! Arr, shiver me timbers!

Cady Goldfield
19th September 2003, 20:49
Your pirate name is:


Iron Mary Flint



A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Kimpatsu
20th September 2003, 06:03
Hey, Cady, wanna play "shiver me timbers"? :D
Arrr...

Kimpatsu
20th September 2003, 06:42
Two pirates, old friends, meet. The other one has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand and an eyepatch.
"Arr, why do ye have a bloody wooden leg?"
"Arr, a terrible sea monsterrr bit me bloody leg off!" he replied.
"Arr, why do ye have a bloody hook?"
"Arr, the biggest shark me has ever seen bit me bloody hand off!"
"Arr, what kinda monsterrr took yer bloody eye?"
"Arr, t'was a bloody seagull!"
"A seagull?"
"Aye. The bloody seagull shat in me eye and me used the wrong hand to wipe the !!!! off!"
---
Why couldn't the young pirate get into the movie theater?
The movie was rated ARRRRR.
---
Why was it rated ARRRRRR?
Because of all the booty! Yarrr!


And why did the pirate go on vacation?
to get some ARRR and ARRRR!

:D