Does anyone ever reply to these??

[Steve Williams]

Not that I am trying to "out" anyone..... ;)

But I seem to be getting more of this sort of mail lately......
Someone trying to tell me something?? :eek: ;)



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[monkeyboy_ssj]

You should be happy that you're not getting boob job ones like me.

I didn't think they would have an effect but now I'm really thinking about it...

Cheers

[monkeyboy_ssj]

This man has decided to systematically test the manufacturer's claims. So far the result are inconclusive.

http://thepill.blogs.com/

[n2shotokai]

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
You should be happy that you're not getting boob job ones like me.

I didn't think they would have an effect but now I'm really thinking about it...

Cheers

You're thinking about getting a boob job? Are you unhappy with who you are? Will you be getting a sex change as well or just start with the boob job and see how you like it?

Steve Beale

[monkeyboy_ssj]

I'm not sure yet.

I think I'll stick with the boobies for a little while, Could be a good distraction method in competitions...

I've been known to cross dress for when I go clubbing so who knows...

we wil see ;)

[n2shotokai]

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
I'm not sure yet.

I think I'll stick with the boobies for a little while, Could be a good distraction method in competitions...



I sure would be more careful about punching you in the chest, heck I wouldn't know where to hit ya :D

Steve Beale

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by n2shotokai
I sure would be more careful about punching you in the chest, heck I wouldn't know where to hit ya :D


True, because I would sue you for sexual harrasment ;)

hmmmm, I feel a plan coming on....

[David T Anderson]

Only an idiot would reply to these with serious expectations. Replying to spam mailings is probably the best way to ensure that it will never stop being sent to your address. Unfortunately spammers make money if even 1 in 10,000 recipients respond with an order, and I think we all know that fools are a little more common than 1 in 10,000....so they will never stop.

[monkeyboy_ssj]

It's going to be declaired illegal in the UK to monitor which sites you go to so they can send you spam mail. Companies and individuals that do this with face heavy fines.

[Shitoryu Dude]

Either I am an absolute total stud beyond belief (I know I think I am, but ego goes a long way here), or those "facts" are total bunk. These people really know how to go out and push buttons on the insecure.

And make sure your new boobs match - I hate it when I see one pointing off in a weird direction.

:beer:

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by Shitoryu Dude
Either I am an absolute total stud beyond belief (I know I think I am, but ego goes a long way here), or those "facts" are total bunk. These people really know how to go out and push buttons on the insecure.

And make sure your new boobs match - I hate it when I see one pointing off in a weird direction.

:beer:

It's the way it works, you get some internet geek, who probably won't have sex in his life anyway, getting scared and buying these things. read the link I posted, very interesting how the pills works.

I will make sure that my new pair of norks face infront, or a direction so I can hang my keys on them, I'm always loosing them.

[Cady Goldfield]

I get around 20 of Viagra e-spams a day, along with get-rich-quick scams, pervert porn offers, penis enlargers and sex enhancers that are "sure to make your woman scream."

But, I'm not really the target market, so they get bulk deleted. :p

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by Cady Goldfield
I get around 20 of Viagra e-spams a day, along with get-rich-quick scams, pervert porn offers, penis enlargers and sex enhancers that are "sure to make your woman scream."

But, I'm not really the target market, so they get bulk deleted. :p

Oh come on, I bet you've been tempted :p

Ja!

[Cady Goldfield]

Nah. Penis enlargers don't do a thing for me. And I really am not interested in making women scream.

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by Cady Goldfield
And I really am not interested in making women scream.

Yeah, that's what Halloween's for...

cheers

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by Cady Goldfield
Nah. Penis enlargers don't do a thing for me. And I really am not interested in making women scream.
If you change your mind, Cady, can I come and watch? :D

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by Kimpatsu
If you change your mind, Cady, can I come and watch? :D

What?! Her getting a willy!?! EWWW! You're sick Tony...

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
What?! Her getting a willy!?! EWWW! You're sick Tony...
No, you just don't get it, Matt... ;)

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by Kimpatsu
No, you just don't get it, Matt... ;)

hmm, I just don't get why you want to watch her going Trick or Treating...

P.s. If you can get my latest question in Budo Fun then I'm never talking to you again...actually that's not really a punishment...I'll PM you 50 times a day if you get it :D

[Shitoryu Dude]

I don't the boob job stuff is a big hit in the US - I've never seen a SPAM for that and I get about 100 or so a day. Over here if a chick wants boobs she just gets a loan for $5000 or finances it through the surgeon's office and makes payments. Many of them take VISA/Mastercard as well, so getting a new set of titties is a pretty easy project for even a woman of rather modest means. If they can afford a cheap car, they can afford a C cup.

Too bad most of them haven't figured out that less is usually more, and that you get what you pay for. $5000 for boobs pretty much ensures that they will never want to take their bra off again in their life.

:beer:

[Cady Goldfield]

Tony,
Why do you need me around? You can make women scream just by posting a photo of yourself! Now, if you could just keep them from running away while they're screaming...

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by Cady Goldfield
Tony,
Why do you need me around? You can make women scream just by posting a photo of yourself! Now, if you could just keep them from running away while they're screaming...
But the fun lies in watching you do it, Cady.
Anyway, you're quite wrong; women don't scream when they see my pic; they're struck dumb at how incredibly... Frankensteinian I am... :D

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by Kimpatsu
But the fun lies in watching you do it, Cady.
Anyway, you're quite wrong; women don't scream when they see my pic; they're struck dumb at how incredibly... Frankensteinian I am... :D

"These aren't bolts, these are handles for the love ride"

[Cady Goldfield]

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
"These aren't bolts, these are handles for the love ride"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[monkeyboy_ssj]

:D

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
"These aren't bolts, these are handles for the love ride"
"Hey, baby, want to see how far down the stitches go?"
"I move like lightening, my dear."
"If you think the neck bolts are big, you should see my other bolt..."

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by Kimpatsu
"Hey, baby, want to see how far down the stitches go?"


I sounds like some thing you say when you're post op!

"When you play with my bolt my nuys tighten"

Cheers

[Cady Goldfield]

If you've never seen "Young Frankenstein," a Mel Brookes film (late '70s), this is a good one to get at the video shop. A classic.

One of the top lines:
"Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!"

Hey, and it actually relates to the thread topic! :D

[Kimpatsu]

Young Frankenstein is being shown here tomorrow night, according to the TV ads...
Jungian synchronicity, classic Victorian literature, and Cady Goldfield, all in one thread... What more coulda guy ask for?

[Cady Goldfield]

Originally posted by Kimpatsu
Young Frankenstein is being shown here tomorrow night, according to the TV ads...
Jungian synchronicity, classic Victorian literature, and Cady Goldfield, all in one thread... What more coulda guy ask for?

...um... a LIFE?
:p

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by Cady Goldfield
...um... a LIFE?
:p
I'm radioactive, Cady, so I have a half-life. :p

[Shitoryu Dude]

That explains your wit :laugh:

[Chiburi]

I never replied to one, but I was stupid enough to click on one of those "Click this link if you do not wish to receive these adds any longer." Luckily my Hotmail address doesnt work anymore.

I've never gotten them on any other e-mail service than Microsoft's free netmail services...

Cheers,

[Tamdhu]

I took the penis enlargement pills and can say conclusively that they DON'T work.

All they did for me was give me head aches and increase my hat size by two digits.

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by Shitoryu Dude
That explains your wit :laugh:
...Or at least half of it, anyway...

[n2shotokai]

I was sitting at my computer the other day with my daughter (11) as my e-mail was coming into Outlook. The usual 20-30 viagra and penis enhancement spam was rolling in and my daughter just starts giggling. I asked her what was so funny. She responded, "you know mom get's those e-mails all the time and it is just so stupid, she doesn't even have a penis". Smart girl!

Steve Beale

[Cady Goldfield]

Originally posted by Kimpatsu
...Or at least half of it, anyway...

Harvey just proved his point. :rolleyes: :p

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by Cady Goldfield
Harvey just proved his point. :rolleyes: :p
...Or half of it, anyway... :D

[Shitoryu Dude]

"I count a wit and a half between the three of us" - Mike Grell

:laugh:

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by Shitoryu Dude
"I count a wit and a half between the three of us" - Mike Grell
"A fellow of infinite jest..." (Hamlet Act V, Scene I)
Look on the bright side; even as e-budo's fool, I'm still not in Bruce B's league.

[bruceb]

Originally posted by Kimpatsu
"A fellow of infinite jest..." (Hamlet Act V, Scene I)
Look on the bright side; even as e-budo's fool, I'm still not in Bruce B's league.

Is Kimpatsu in anyone's league?

Purveyor of malcontent.

Comic book and Animae buff.

Leacherous man about town.

Interpretor, and ... Ha-rumph!... scholar.

Atheist who is also a Student of Shorinji Kempo ( is that an Oxymoron or just an observation?)

Ladies and Gentlemen ... we have found our fourth Stooge, our wanna be Marx Brother, he is in a league that no one else would care or want to be in ... The RULER of his own fictional UNIVERSE .... KIMMMMM-PAT-SU!!!


(You know what .. I thought this post post might be over the top, but the more I read it, the more it seems to fit.)

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by bruceb
Is Kimpatsu in anyone's league?
No; I'm way smarter than any of you.

Originally posted by bruceb
Purveyor of malcontent.
Only against morons like you, Bruce.

Originally posted by bruceb
Comic book and Animae buff.
Leacherous man about town.
And these are problems... how?

Originally posted by bruceb
Interpretor, and ... Ha-rumph!... scholar.
I don't know about the "hurrumph", but how exactly is an education a problem?

Originally posted by bruceb
Atheist who is also a Student of Shorinji Kempo ( is that an Oxymoron or just an observation?)
Only to morons like you, Bruce, who don't understand Shorinji Kempo and, more inportantly, would rather perpetuate your lies and attack a strawman than deal with the truth.

Originally posted by bruceb
Ladies and Gentlemen ... we have found our fourth Stooge, our wanna be Marx Brother, he is in a league that no one else would care or want to be in ... The RULER of his own fictional UNIVERSE .... KIMMMMM-PAT-SU!!!
Actually, Bruce, I'm Benny Hill, and you're the stupid little turd he used to dump on each show. At least get your metaphors right... :rolleyes:

Originally posted by bruceb
(You know what .. I thought this post post might be over the top, but the more I read it, the more it seems to fit.)
Thereby proving how poor your judgement is. Tell us when you go back on the meds, huh?

[Onmitsu]

"Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!"
"He must have an enormous Schvonstuker!"

and you could too if you would only reply now....:D

[n2shotokai]

It's kind of like the school yard stuff where the little girl kicks the boy in the shins to get his attention because she is "in love". I think two people here are "in love" cuz they just can't seem to get or give enough attention to one another.

Ain't love grand! :D

Steve Beale

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by n2shotokai
Ain't love grand?
How would you know, Steve? :D

[Cady Goldfield]

Originally posted by n2shotokai
Ain't love grand?
Originally posted by Kimpatsu
How would you know, Steve?

Steve,
Whatever experience you've had with your inflatable toy doesn't count as wisdom in such matters.

[n2shotokai]

Originally posted by Kimpatsu
How would you know, Steve? :D

Psych 101! :D

Steve Beale

[n2shotokai]

Originally posted by Cady Goldfield
Originally posted by n2shotokai
Ain't love grand?
Originally posted by Kimpatsu
How would you know, Steve?

Steve,
Whatever experience you've had with your inflatable toy doesn't count as wisdom in such matters.

Oooooooh and ow! Pretty catty ........ meow!
Ah yes, the schoolyard.

Steve Beale

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by n2shotokai
Oooooooh and ow! Pretty catty ........ meow!

Only by a whisker. :D

[n2shotokai]

Shhhh ...... don't say anything guys, but I think she is trying to get my attention!

Steve Beale

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by n2shotokai
Shhhh ...... don't say anything guys, but I think she is trying to get my attention!
Don't you mean cat-ch your attention?

[n2shotokai]

Originally posted by Kimpatsu
Don't you mean cat-ch your attention?
Sshhhhh ....... don't want to spook her off. Ya know how cats can be!
Here kitty, kitty .......
Steve Beale

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by n2shotokai
Sshhhhh ....... don't want to spook her off. Ya know how cats can be!
Here kitty, kitty .......
Steve Beale
I don't think you've even started to scratch the surface of beautiful Catty Goldfield.
(First person to make a pussy joke, and the fur will fly.)

[Cady Goldfield]

:laugh:

Ain't you guys the cat's meow.
Enough of this Felisity, however. I'm getting married next year, and my fiance gets first scratch at the kitty litter.

Now, you tomcats go back to your backyard fence and continue with your moonlight yowling.

[Kimpatsu]

Ah, but Catty, we don't take this feline down. As this is all in very paw taste, I'm sure you won't mind if i take a cat nap to recuperate...

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by Cady Goldfield
:laugh:

Ain't you guys the cat's meow.
Enough of this Felisity, however. I'm getting married next year, and my fiance gets first scratch at the kitty litter.


NO! HOW COULD YOU?!?

Didn't those walks in the moonlight not mean anything to you? How about the words you said to me under the pier?!

Why, WHY CRUEL WORLD, WHY!?!

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
NO! HOW COULD YOU?!?

Didn't those walks in the moonlight not mean anything to you? How about the words you said to me under the pier?!

Why, WHY CRUEL WORLD, WHY!?!
And when she licked your ear, and rolled on her back so you could tickle her tummy... But it's no use caterwauling about her decision to run off with the best alley cat on the block.

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by Kimpatsu
and rolled on her back so you could tickle her tummy...

You should really review your kissing technique...tummy tiggling only makes her head butt you.

p.s. The Cat jokes are dead, no more, for love of athiests!

[n2shotokai]

Darn! Marriage! I was thinking of a threesome. Me, my inflatable and the catwoman. Alas it wouldn't work. Catwomen get very jealous and I think that would let all the air out of the threesome. That just deflated all my fantasies :mad:

Steve Beale

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by n2shotokai
Darn! Marriage! I was thinking of a threesome. Me, my inflatable and the catwoman. Alas it wouldn't work. Catwomen get very jealous and I think that would let all the air out of the threesome. That just deflated all my fantasies :mad:

Steve Beale

oh don't you start with that name pun thing! It's ok, I'm free though.

[Cady Goldfield]

Sorry I let the cat out of the bag, Steve.
But maybe you could buy a "Hello Kitty" stuffed toy to take some of the sting out of the cat-astrophe of rejection.
:p

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
You should really review your kissing technique...tummy tiggling only makes her head butt you.
I knew one cat that liked it.

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
p.s. The Cat jokes are dead, no more, for love of athiests!
You know what's worse than a dead cat?
Half a dead cat.
---
You're just jealous 'cos you're a boxer, and Catty is now getting all the attention. :D

[n2shotokai]

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
oh don't you start with that name pun thing! It's ok, I'm free though.

What, you would prefer more "catfights"?

Steve Beale

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by n2shotokai
What, you would prefer more "catfights"?
Nah, he's just feline blue. :D

[Cady Goldfield]

Originally posted by Kimpatsu
You know what's worse than a dead cat?
Half a dead cat.

Sweetie, if I had two dead rats, I'd give you one. :kiss:
---

You're just jealous 'cos you're a boxer, and Catty is now getting all the attention. :D

Oh, right. Now you've gone and started a Boxall Rebellion.

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by Cady Goldfield
Sweetie, if I had two dead rats, I'd give you one.
Start with my boss and my bank manager; two rats that deserve to die. :D

Originally posted by Cady Goldfield
Oh, right. Now you've gone and started a Boxall Rebellion.
Best punchline yet, Cady.

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by Cady Goldfield

Oh, right. Now you've gone and started a Boxall Rebellion.

I'm gone for about 12 hours and I come back to being involved in Chinese History!:laugh:

One day I will pun...