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T'ai Ji Monkey
2nd October 2003, 00:39
Five reasons to believe computers are male:

1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.

Chiburi
2nd October 2003, 14:40
Gotta agree, at least on some of them. But cars and bikes are definately female!

Cheers,

kirigirisu
2nd October 2003, 20:13
Five reasons computers are female:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later review
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

dirithtai
2nd October 2003, 20:46
That's only 4.

As a possible fifth, my I suggest

5. Their most widespread function is playing games that you can't win.