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Kimpatsu
9th October 2003, 11:14
The Canadian naturalisation oath for new citizens begins:
"Welcome to your naturalization as Canadian citizens. Now, repeat after me: 'I swear to hate the United States. But secretly fear what I would do without American TV and the Simpsons...'" :D

Ron Rompen
11th October 2003, 01:52
TONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


We PAID you not to reveal those secrets...and you swore a solemn oath on a stack of Tim Hortons donuts.

And -=THIS=- is how you repay us?

Death by drowning (in maple syrup) shall be your punishment. The Mounties are at your door even now...just put down the knife, open the door, and assume the position.

Kimpatsu
13th October 2003, 08:36
Originally posted by Ron Rompen
Death by drowning (in maple syrup) shall be your punishment. The Mounties are at your door even now...just put down the knife, open the door, and assume the position.
Which position would that be, Ron?

Ron Rompen
13th October 2003, 14:33
DON'T play the slippery eel with me, my fine young fellow. Now up against the wall, feet back and spread.

Nothing in your pockets is there? Hold on a minute...whats THIS?

Kimpatsu
13th October 2003, 14:43
Originally posted by Ron Rompen
DON'T play the slippery eel with me, my fine young fellow. Now up against the wall, feet back and spread.

Nothing in your pockets is there? Hold on a minute...whats THIS?
That's not a position, Ron; that's a stance.
And you all know my position on THAT...