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Kimpatsu
27th October 2003, 06:19
The purpose of this thread is to write tongue-in-cheek definitions of MA terms and practices. Viz.:
Karate (n): The art of breaking boards using an impractical implement such as the hands or feet, when power tools would do so much better.
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Add your own! :)
posiview
27th October 2003, 21:16
Brazillian Ju Jutsu (n) A martial art, the basic principle involves hugging other men while on the ground.
Julian Gerhart
27th October 2003, 23:21
Aikido (n): 1. the art of utilizing ki to end up accomplishing nothing other than making ones opponent laugh
Kimpatsu
4th November 2003, 02:13
Training (n): A two-hour warmup before heading to serious weightlifting at the local pub.
Budd
4th November 2003, 13:33
<b>Judo</b>(n)<i>"The gentle way". A martial art in which two people hurl each other into the air with bone-crushing force.</i>
<b>Wrestling</b>(n)<i>A good excuse for men to wear tight singlets and roll around on the ground together.</i>
<b>Kendo</b>(n)<i>A sword art for people that like to play with partners.</i>
<b>Iado</b>(n)<i>A sword art for people that like to play with themselves.</i>
BC
4th November 2003, 16:37
Juko Kai (n) "A practice dedicated to birth control through percussive maintenance to the genitalia of its practitioners."
rinpoche
4th November 2003, 20:38
Aikido The art of harmonizing with your opponent so you may defend yourself without hurting them. Unless of course they haven't studied Ukemi - in which case you will be tearing their shoulder out of the socket and smashing them into the ground.
Jujutsu-ka Someone who wishes the Brazilians had called their martial art something else.
Karate-do The lifetime pursuit of peace and happiness through punching, kicking, and screaming.
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