Girls are evil

[TimoS]

Here's the mathematical proof that girls are evil

[Senjojutsu]

I was given this document years ago
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MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET

Hazardous Materials Information Systems

WOMAN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

Element: Woman
Symbol: WO
Discovered: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as a lie, but known to normally vary from 100 - 150 lbs.
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas


Physical Properties:

1. Surface usually covered with painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

Chemical Properties:

1. Has great affinity to gold, silver, platinum and precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously if left alone with a male.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
5. Agreed to be the most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common Uses:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars and nightclubs.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation if lucky.

Tests:

1. Pure specimen turns a rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Hazards:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Extremely disruptive and hazardous to possess more than one at any point in time.

:D

[Vapour]

http://www.viz.co.uk/joyofsexism/exam/exam.htm

[larsen_huw]

Timo,

You needed a formula to tell you that?!?!?!?! :laugh:

[TimoS]

Originally posted by larsen_huw
Timo,

You needed a formula to tell you that?!?!?!?! :laugh:

No, not really :)