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Mekugi
18th December 2003, 07:33
"Hey, is that your Jo or are you Just glad to see me.."

"...So officer, I say to them..."Honte Uchi! HA! That looks more like Gyakute to me pal"...and that's when they hit me in the head with the stick."

"You're so sexy when you honte ni kamae"

"HEY...what's that smell....THAT WASN'T A KIAI"


:)

Brian Owens
18th December 2003, 08:07
"O'course yew kin git a Jo fer $50.

"I got Bobby Jo, Billy Jo, Betty Jo..."

--Brian Owens :D

ulvulv
18th December 2003, 09:55
martial art of the ghetto: yo mama jutsu

ulvulv
18th December 2003, 09:57
"what happened to your face?"

"jo-job"

:rolleyes:

Mekugi
18th December 2003, 12:44
Hey someone get me Joe! (thwap)

Budd
18th December 2003, 14:19
*in best Tony Montana voice from 'Scarface'*

"Jo wanna know what I hafta tell jo?"

ulvulv
18th December 2003, 16:09
"Whats the name of that art with the skinny sticks and black skirts?"

Barbie and Ken-jutsu!

Jack B
18th December 2003, 16:48
You must be jo-king.

Budd
18th December 2003, 18:30
In the mornings, I enjoy a nice cuppa jo . . .

*spits out splinters*

ulvulv
18th December 2003, 23:36
"Hey Gun, where are you going with that jo in your hand?"

Mekugi
19th December 2003, 00:57
YES...


Originally posted by ulvulv
"Hey Gun, where are you going with that jo in your hand?"

Mekugi
19th December 2003, 01:08
"Jo Versus the Valcano" and other unfounded exploites of Gonnosuke.

"Trader Jo's" The all natural and overpriced Jo-Mart

"Jo Boxer" The "in" thing to wear under your Hakama...

"GI Jo" Military Issue Jo (red Oak) that never get there on time, will always break and you will never have enough of them.

Budd
19th December 2003, 15:40
Not to mention 'Jo Cool', Snoopy's alter ego that he takes up whenever he wants to go whack the heck out of 'Jo Camel'.