PDA

View Full Version : Olestra Haiku



John Lindsey
31st October 2000, 05:23
If you don't know what Olestra is, go here first: http://www.olean.com/

Then you will understand the Haiku :)
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~kosak/olestra/

Here are some of them:

Just tried Olestra
Eye-watering flatulence
But WOW, such great taste!

Filled the bomb with chips
The olestra is to blame
Ass manifesto

Olean Manager
Version 1 for OS/2
Warp! within your butt.

Science fiction fat
Sing the body Olestra
Alien junk food

Alone in the woods,
olestra strikes. My pants drop.
Does it make a sound?

kenkyusha
31st October 2000, 18:45
My favs of the new batch:

New Olean Product
Immodium built right in
bowels undecided
Lucy Goosey

This poop angers me
I am no longer a man
Just a sad sluice pipe.
axolotl

Good stuff!

Be well,
Jigme