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John Lindsey
14th November 2000, 18:29
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As his students waited patiently, Taro prepared to tell how he survived the Edo period without ever having a duel due to saya ate


Note: saya ate is the striking of sword scabbards in passing, often resulting in swords being drawn….

Cady Goldfield
14th November 2000, 18:33
"...and the first man to pull the sword from the daimyo's chest shall become the next Emperor of Japan."

John Lindsey
14th November 2000, 18:33
Sadly, Taro’s students look on as their master displays his new idea for a sword shoulder holster.

Cady Goldfield
14th November 2000, 18:42
"Ladies, let this be a reminder to you NEVER to use your katana for shaving those delicate underarms."

Kolschey
14th November 2000, 23:53
As one of his friends was heard to remark
"Ever since that British officers' delegation arrived, He's been acting strangely"

Peter
15th November 2000, 08:22
Here's a corny one: "Alright, who threw that!"


Peter Brennan.

hikari
15th November 2000, 09:37
"It's just a flesh wound!" (a la Black Knight)

Meik Skoss
15th November 2000, 14:51
"Your mission, should you choose to accept it..."

Evan London
15th November 2000, 17:23
"Any one have any objections to waking up and down the square???"

"Yes Sir! I'd much rather be home with the kids surfing on e-budo"

"Right! Off you go then!!"

Sorry, just some Monty Python Humor.
Ev

BC
15th November 2000, 17:58
The first guy in the back row is thinking to himself:

"God, I HATE this job! All we ever do is march around and stand at attention in these stupid uniforms! And this captain never stops talking! And to top it off, I have to go! Geez, my back teeth are floating!"

pgsmith
15th November 2000, 18:19
"I can't help thinking that sensei wears his obi a bit high ..."

George Kohler
15th November 2000, 18:35
Alright everyone,

Who took my belt from my room last night?

BC
15th November 2000, 18:46
Leader:

"Oh I'm a samurai and I'm OK, I drink all night and I work all day. I like to wear girl's clothing just like my dear mama... I skip and jump, and like to pick wildflowers..."

Group:

"Oh he's a samurai, and he's OK, he drinks all night and works all day. He likes to wear girl's clothing, just like his dear mama?!"

Mike Collins
16th November 2000, 01:21
Leftenant Colonel Hiroshi Takamori Smedly of Her Majesty's Imperial Guard will now address the troops regarding the alarming trend of mistaking a katana for a swagger stick.

dbeaird
16th November 2000, 01:22
Akira refuses to dismiss class until he finds out who short-sheeted his hakama.

Sheridan
16th November 2000, 03:22
SUICIDE SQUAD, ATTACK!

CKohalyk
16th November 2000, 19:52
You young 'uns have it soooo easy nowadays. Back when I was in school we didn't throw paper airplanes at the teacher...

CK

Mäki-Kuutti Vesa
19th November 2000, 20:45
Tosi Hiko Seko!

Real Sweaty Nut!

Son of Thunder
20th November 2000, 19:23
I gotta tell you, this is the worst production of "The Mikado" I've ever seen.

kennin
20th November 2000, 23:52
(Taro, the guy to the extreme left, whispering to his neighbour and ninja student collegue)

"I knew that 'nin' might be read as 'blade above hart', too. But isn't sensei a little exagerating?"