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Rob Gassin
11th May 2011, 14:03
Following is a link I found very amusing. There are only 2 available , therefore if you want one, be quick.

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/KEMPO-TRAINING-AID-SHORINJI-SUBLIMINAL-HYPNOSIS-CD-/400213695325?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5d2e985b5d

Tripitaka of AA
11th May 2011, 15:22
You can't HEAR the messages with your conscious mind! :)

Check out the other titles available (http://stores.ebay.com.au/SubClassical).. better make sure they don't get mixed up (bear in mind that they come on unlabelled CDs as zip files);

Overcome Porn addiction
Cure Female Sexual Dysfunction
Learn Swedish Language Fast & Easy
Deal With Personal Bankruptcy

I can see me buying a lot of these. I do hope they don't all have the same music on them ;), mixed with all the trojans, spyware and other malware.

You'll have to rush if you want "Learn Mongolian Fast & Easy", it runs out in 2 hours from now.

dirk.bruere
12th May 2011, 11:32
On the other hand, binaural tones are a very effective trance induction technique

stevenm
15th May 2011, 13:02
Quote "It is scientifically proven that the Subliminal Kempo Training Aid method works! We have sold the subliminal CDs for more than 10 years online. Most of the people who have used this Subliminal Kempo Training Aid CD have seen the effect within 1 month! All you need to do is to simply listen to this CD (preferably once every day)."

OK so where are the endorsements from the Kenshi who bought it?

Tripitaka of AA
15th May 2011, 13:11
I've been using this method for at least 20 years and the benefits are plain for all to see. I've also been using the other products, for tackling my receeding hairline and improving my ice-hockey skills. No, I'm not Steve Williams yet, but I'm getting there. My Mongolian is fair, but not as good as my Thai.. and my Bankruptcy would have been sorted by now if I didn't keep finding more CDs that I want to buy... hmmm, you don't think they would subliminally tell me to buy more do you?!