nelson111
25th September 2013, 07:37
Joke is a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline. Here I want to share some jokes between teacher and a student and hope you will like these.
TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!-
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It is 42 mam!"
Teacher: "great, and who will tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It 24 mam."
TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!-
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It is 42 mam!"
Teacher: "great, and who will tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It 24 mam."
TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!