Budo Fun #30

[John Lindsey]

In response to claims that his aikido is not effective, Mastor Taro shows that he can toss the bull as well as most of the e-budo members...

[yamatodamashii]

I realize that, through proper budo training, we should be able to improvise weapons from whatever is at hand. But isn't this a bit extreme?

[Paul Mathews]

"Those gaijin will never figure out why Kobe beef is so tender!!"

[Neil Hawkins]

Kyokushinkai, ha! Let's see Mas Oyama do this!

[yamatodamashii]

"Whaddaya mean I'm doin' it wrong? This cow's name is Pattie!"

[Yamantaka]

"As you can see, Small Grasshopper, it's just a question of correct utilization of KI!" :mst:
Yamantaka

[Kolschey]

"Still no candy surprises... Ya know, Jun, I don't think we have this whole Pinata thing quite right yet..."

[john mark]

Hhhmmmmm

This is real Bull-do or is it steer-do?

What's the first thing a father asks his daughter's new boyfriend?







Do you know how they make steers out of bulls?

[Mark Brecht]

This explains where the "Mad Cow Disease" comes from... The gotta go mad being treated like this...

[John Lindsey]

After sitting in meditation for 3 days, Master Soto was startled when the clouds suddenly parted and a heavenly cow decended towards him and his servant Benjo. The Angel of Angus handed Soto 2 secret scrolls outlining the deepest meaning of martial arts.

"Damn" he said silently. "I guess the Tengu were too busy today." "This will not set well with our marketing department.."

[yamatodamashii]

The aliens had plotted their abduction from the quiet rural community for months... The experiments, the mind control devices; all was set. No one would believe Hank when he told the authorities about being taken from his pasture into the skies...
Unfortunately, Grong72 miscalibrated the tractor beam...

[BC]

Grandmaster Dr. Soke Soto demonstrates multiple-cow randori to one of his "moodansha."

-or-

"Hey Billy Bob, where Ah comes from, we don't do no cow tippin', we do cow flippin'!"

[Meik Skoss]

"Mad Cow Disease? Yeah, they get a little upset when I throw 'em around like this, but it's nothing personal."

[Scott]

Are you guys sure this isn't an example of cow balancing? It could be a new Circ de Solei act.

[Chuck Munyon]

Don't feel bad, Master! That trick never worked for Bullwinkle, either.

[Rob]

The Beef flavoured lolly pop never really took off.

Or

One of the more spectacular symptoms of cow constipation is the build up of methane gas.

[astudent]

So maybe there really is some truth when people say some martial arts techniques are bull. :laugh:
Looks kinda like Aikido to me. :rolleyes:

[Kolschey]

Though described as imaginative, this advertisement which illustrates the challenges of the internet market was eventually vetoed by the Merril Lynch Company's board of directors as "Too surreal".

[Maverick]

Boy and you people came down on my Bonsai Cat site?

[MarkF]

Now, that's a big, steaming pile of Bu**shi**

Mark

OK, the winner (in my depraved mind) is Meik, all bu shi aside.