Budo Fun #36

[John Lindsey]

In an attempt to end the ongoing war in Afghanistan, US forces dropped Michael Jackson into Kabul.

The Pentagon is reviewing reports that the singer actually landed in India. “If true, no harm was done” commented Pentagon spokesman Sandy Dunes. “Like his new record, this was a dud.”

[gmellis]

"There was water here a minute ago. I swear. #&%ing droughts"

[Cameron Wheeler]

the new style of nunjutsu invisibility Ostrige style!!

"DUHHH is this right sensei???"

:toast:

[Jason Chambers]

Much too dark to be Mikey... He is almost transparent these days... :D

[pgsmith]

I knew that job as inflight mechanic on the new missile system was too good to be true!

ALTERNATE

The Taliban conducts tests on their new missile system.

[Chip]

I guess he was serious. He really did jump.

or

the bungee cord snapped.

[hikari]

It's just the videoclip for Michael's new "Unbreakable" video (*)


(*)Track #1 in the new "Invincible" album, I'm not making this up!

[PHILBERT]

My parachutte didnt open when I dived out of the plane

or

I thought this was a pool

Scott Rehark