E-Budo Fun #15

[John Lindsey]

<center>http://www.e-budo.com/pics/kun.jpg</center>

At night, Taro secretly dreams of being a male stripper and of being the object of his fellow samurai's affection.


<i>Note to new e-budo members: the idea is to come up with a funny line for the picture.</i>

[Rob]

"Suprisingly, Smelly feet never caught on as a martial art."

Hwyl

Robert

[Evan London]

For the first time ever captured on wood block, a traditional Samurai Rite of Passage: Daito leg shaving!!
Ev :)

[BC]

Just as Hiroshi begins his rendition of the cherry blossum dance, he remembers (too late!) that sukiyaki with tofu makes him break wind like a late summer typhoon.

[BrianV]

Sensei Golden Blossum demonstrates the ancient art of distracting the enemy, prior to battle, to his deshi.

[Yamantaka]

THE SAMURAI'S REVOLT
"AHEM...! All right! All right, Guys! I promise I'll wash my feet!"
Yamantaka

[BC]

"Does this outfit make my butt look big? How about my legs?"

or

"I'm telling you, this new kata REALLY helps you shape your thighs and calves. SEE?"

[kennin]

Yoshi demonstrates the Japanese Can-Can!

[Matthew W. Luedke]

Kyuzo takes center stage during his solo in "Gaijin and Dolls."

[Tairin]

While taro is prepared to dance on the wood table the samurais they escape for stinks it of its feet!!!

Gian Piero Costabile

Despite many attempts to introduce the art, Japanese barefoot tap dancing never really gained much popularity during the feudal era.

[Mark Brecht]

AHHHHHHHHH, i see...

:D I always wondered what happens at a Genbukan Taikai...

[Kolschey]

"Come on, Guys!!..
It's MY birthday present, and I'll open it when I'm bloody well ready to! OK?!?"

[Mitch Saret]

The warlord looks to choose carefully, which of his loyal samurai gets to trim his toe nails.

[MarkF]

Yes, I know it looks like a dance but this bald guy calls it aikido!

[Rob]

"Conclusive proof that without Lycra, Step Aerobics never caught on"

OR

"And that's how you tie a reef knot with your toes"

[hikari]

The Discovery of Karaoke:
"Looove me tendeeer, looove me trueee..."

[BC]

"Hear ye hear ye. I now call to order the first annual meeting of the Black Lizard Fighting Society. Our first order of business is to present our double-secret-high-and-mighty-ethereal-voodoo-dimmak-death-touch-silent-shuffle-dance. Second order of business will be the belt and title auction. Third will be the new **it list."

[Tetsutaka]

"Oni ki"

It exudes from the feet - of course - in the beginner - but is nonetheless effective.

I can't believe that I'm dignifying that with even second rate send-up.

"STOP!! We open this case of beer AFTER the mission!"

[sammycerv]

Guys, I need you to cut off my callouses, bunions, and corns because the podiatrist doesn't take my HMO!!!

[Mike Collins]

This is called flaming crane technique.

If done correctly, no can defense.

[HARDBALL]

Karaoke (sp) night at the Sake Club.
"I'm a little tea pot short and stout,here is my handle,here is my spout!...

[Son of Thunder]

Singing:

"I got no strings to hold me down..."

[BC]

Soke Dr. Grandmaster Soto demonstrates the Soto dim muk aiki grippling crippling orifice burrowing gerbil technique from his devastating Atemi CobraJujitsu Te system.

[Mike Collins]

Okay BC, that's the winner. Close the thread now.

[BC]

Sorry, I couldn't resist. I can't believe no one else beat me to it!

[kennin]

NOOOO! STOOOOOOOOP!!!
Don't show us more than that or we WILL chop of anything we see! This is disgusting!!!
Errrr... OK OK OK OK OK!!!! You're sexy all right, but pretty pretty pretty please, don't PROVE it!

Els 'Elf' Feyen
(Yep, dudes, MY girlfriend
Kennin)

[astudent]

Ok guys, now that i've seen how big your swords really are ....;)

[Meik Skoss]

Taro demonstrates why his nom de guerre is "Pika-Pika no Ashi Yubi" (Twinkletoes).

[Mollberg]

akra soon lerns that one should never hire a stripper for a samurai birth day party ECSPECILY a male stripper...

[Davinci]

Takahashi: :eek: "EEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!! A MOUSE! A MOUSE!"

Samurai: :smash: "WHERE, WHERE, WE'LL GETT'EM!"