Budo Fun #17

[John Lindsey]

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Taro tries to convince Mick and Keith that the Rolling Stones really need to retire after this last tour...

[Jay Bell]

Hey...guys...can you hold this while I take a leak?

[Jeff Cook]

"Would you guys mind pulling these damn arrows out of my back?"

Jeff Cook
Wabujitsu

[gmellis]

"trading on the equity can benefit your stockholders by the issuance of either long-term debt securities or preferred stock, provided that there are sufficient earnings on the addition of....."



Greg Ellis
28th Headmaster of Chocolate-Chip-Brownie-with-Creamy-Frosting Ryu (Unacknowledged) National Living Treasure

[Earl Hartman]

"All right, YOU guys tell me why the grip on my bow isn't in the center. I've been staring at the damn thing for hours and I STILL can't figure it out."

[Kolschey]

"Due to recent shark attacks, many lifeguards have been advised to maintain a high level of vigilance..."

[Gil Gillespie]

No massa, please, don't whack us THERE again!

[sammycerv]

That damn time machine brought me to the wrong year again!!! I said 2000 AD not BC!!!

[Yamantaka]

"Hey! How do you guys survive here, in Cannibal Island, without any visible food around...?"
Yamantaka

[astudent]

Now that i've been able to steal all your fine clothing and wear it all at once, i am on my way to steal the heart of the princess with my new fashion. How does it look?

Only a few were actually convinced of Adachi's "reverse bow" style's effectiveness. Nearly all were dispatched in their first actual battlefield encounter, thus, leaving no one to continue this unusual kyudo tradition.

[Mitch Saret]

Yes, my friends, with the new bow-a-matic, you can slice and dice your enemies in no time flat.....

Mitch

[BC]

What the samurai, Hiroaki says: "I lay claim to this island in the name of the Emperor! You will now serve him and respect him! Are you listening to me?! You are now subjects of the Emperor..."

What they hear: "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah! Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah! Blah blah blah blah blah?! Blah blah blah blah blah blah ..."

[Evan London]

In the next episode of Sumimatsu: Time Traveler, we see what happens when our hero introduces the bow and arrow to stone age neanderhals, and the crazy antics that ensue!

:)
Ev

[Mike Collins]

Kenji, the kyudoka, elucidates some of the finer points of heiho to the two champion judoka.

We are not sure if they quite grasped his point.

[BC]

What happened to Budo Fun #16? Did I miss it, is my browser malfuntioning in some odd fashion? What gives? :cry:

[kenshorin]

DAMN! You told me that the local animals around here made good eats! That damn deer got me sick! I'm gunna be on the crapper all day now! You can hunt those damn things, I'm gunna stick to rice! BLAGHHHH...

[TommyK]

"Now imagine if ALL your opponents had these weapons, it would be a stalemate! No one would dare unleash these weapons on anyone! The weapons are too uncivilized."

[waza22]

Seppuku with a yumi is performed by holding the bow in this fashion.......