Budo Fun #19

[John Lindsey]

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Old Japanese saying: "Woman with child will also have a big ass."

[Neil Hawkins]

Mary-hama and the baby Jesus-okoto leave Beth-re-hem for their home at Osaka.

The story is later confused by observers who forget which country they are in.

Neil

[Yamantaka]

"If she tries to use that stick in uncorrect ways, I'll kick her! I swear it!"

Yamantaka

[MarkF]

Hey, Ma, pust down that stick! You'll put my eye out!


Mark

[Rob]

Crazy golf, Japanese style.

[Gil Gillespie]

OW, Mom! Don't hit ME! It's the donkey who ain't movin'!!. . .

[Son of Thunder]

"Open your mind. Oooooopen your miiiiiiiind."

[astudent]

"If you don't stop crying now, i'll give you something to cry about and poke out your other eye."

Method of disciplining your child looonnggg before "time-outs" and current child abuse laws.

[BC]

"Oh mommy, PLEASE take me out of here! This ass has such bad gas that I can't even see! I promise I won't feed it Beef-a-roni ever again! Whew! Help me, I can't breath!" :eek:

[Rob]

Donkey to Lady.

"No tell me honestly, does my butt look big in this ?"

(apologies for 'colorful' language!)

Message deleted due to it being too colorful...

[Edited by John Lindsey on 09-05-2000 at 11:48 AM]

[BC]

"Sure, it's always fun till somebody loses an eye!"

[kokanut]

matte!!!! I thought both partners got a stick before practice!

gary d Rudenick

[Edited by kokanut on 09-05-2000 at 12:24 PM]