Budo Fun #20

[John Lindsey]

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"Enough of this silly E-Budo! Our children are hungry, the clothes need washing, and I need to log onto Budobabes.com....."

[Edited by John Lindsey on 09-08-2000 at 10:47 PM]

[kenkyusha]

No Mariko, you have been staring at that screen for months... that data from the crash is gone... you have got to move on with your life...

Be well,
Jigme

[IchiRiKen1]

There is such a thing as budobabes.com???

WOO HOO!!!

:D :D :D

[Joseph Svinth]

From "Announcements" at InYo, http://ejmas.com/jalt/jaltframe.htm , August 2000:

A website to check for links to Internet sites featuring females doing MA is http://www.budogirls.com. The readers here appear to be mostly male. So, for links to feminist sport websites, try http://www.feminist.org/sports/sports.html, where one finds the National Women's Martial Arts Federation at http://www.nwmaf.org. Also try http://www.femboxer.com, which links to various sites devoted to women's boxing.

For those of you who secretly believe that EJMAS needs more eye candy, well then, visit http://www.thevalkyrie.com/picthumb/combat.htm and http://www.fencingsucks.com/gallery/index.htm.

Parental discretion is advised.

[Evan London]

The day he knew would eventially come had arrived. Akira's parents had discovered that he was a cyber ninja. Now he would have to erase their hard drives and crach their web sites.....
Ev

[BC]

"OK, let's see...Lesson # 1: Defense from two handed grab. Wait , honey I can't see the monitor. There, let's see, where were we? Oh yeah. Step 1 - Uke grabs both hands
Step 2 - Nage step in with left foot while grabbing uke's right hand with your right hand..."

(After passing the stringent entrance requirements, Ashida embarks on his long awaited journey to become a virtual master of the esoteric art of Huflunpu - Literally!!!):shadowmas

[astudent]

you've been on those silly messege boards every night. i want some lovin too!

Akira Kurosawa's final unfinished and untitled film was to be a brazen exploration into the harrowing impact of technology-assisted day-trading on the lives of common people.

[Son of Thunder]

"No! This terrible! Our dark warrior society has remained secret since time immemorial, and that idiot Tejima had to go and put all our deepest secrets on a website!"
"Curse you, Tejima! Curse you and your blackhandofdeath.com!"
"Fear not, my son. I vow that Tejima will not live to see the next hit on his website. He will experience... a fatal systems error."

[Edited by Son of Thunder on 09-10-2000 at 03:51 PM]

[Rik]

Not strictly budo related but amusing nonetheless....

From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn.
Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

In a Tokyo shop:
Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.

In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

In a Bangkok temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?

In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:
Drop your trousers here for best results.

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

In a Tokyo Hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.