give up control

[coin]

www.xb437.net (http://www.xb437.net/)

[Kimpatsu]

Yes! Yield control to ME, dictator of the Universe! :D

[bruceb]

Where is the nurse??

I told her to give these guys medication BEFORE they were allowed on the computer!

NURSE!!

[Kimpatsu]

O, Bruce B
How can it be
That your head is so empty?
When you were born
Your head was shorn
And out your brains were torn.
We all regret
That you are yet
Posting, though you said
You would soon leave.
For your continued presence we grieve
That, and 'cos your head like a sieve.
When will you go, pray tell
Back down to hell?
To use your favourite phrase, "Oh, well..."
We wait for you to go
Though your departure is so slow
That we all really know
You will not leave till you are dead
At which point all your threads
Will no longer be read.
Goodbye, Bruce B,
Think only ill of me
For you will see
I am best
And will make you rest
For you are e-budo's greatest pest.
No go and die
For time does fly
And we do cry
Awaiting your death.
:cool:

[bruceb]

All points bulletin:

KImpatsu has escaped the maximum containment ward and is loose in the hospital. Please check the identification of all those using a computer and inform us of his location immediately!

Do not approach this individual. He will not be dangerous unless confronted. I repeat, do not confront.

Thank you for your co-operation in this matter.

This has been an annoucement from the POWERS THAT BE.

[Kimpatsu]

Bruce thinks that he's the POWERS THAT BE
That alone is crazy
For I doth know
That his brain is slow
And his powers are weak
So his claim is sheer cheek
(of which he has two;
his arse is huge)
Big and wobbly is his chest
underneath his dirty vest
So it is that he should go;
If only John would make it so!
:cool:

[Paul Kerr]

Bruce, Tony - take it elsewhere please.

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by Paul Kerr
Bruce, Tony - take it elsewhere please.
Come on, Paul; at least I'm funny.
Just get rid of Brucie, and everything will be hunky dorey.

[coin]

this thread sure got out of hand quite fast.
is xb438 and The Plan behind it?

[Daniel san]

Hello,
Indeed, we are the cause of this, and all disruptions involving electricity. Tony and Bruce are puppets of this new order. Come on over ya'll, we're havin' bar-b-que.

[bruceb]

I was trying to give up control, but TK keeps trying to take control?

What is up?

Ok .... I give up.

But just for this thread.

Is that better?

[John Lindsey]

Bruce and Tony,

Please hush, because we all can see what you guys are doing...

[Kimpatsu]

You lost control long ago, Bruce. ;)

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by John Lindsey
Bruce and Tony,
Please hush, because we all can see what you guys are doing...
Feeding kangaroos? :confused:

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by Daniel san
Hello,
Indeed, we are the cause of this, and all disruptions involving electricity. Tony and Bruce are puppets of this new order. Come on over ya'll, we're havin' bar-b-que.
I am not a puppet; I am the puppet MASTER! HA ha ha! :D

[David T Anderson]

I propose a new Rule of Netiquette:

It should be considered bad form to post or email a link without at least a small effort to describe what the link is about.

I'm getting tired of having completely unknown links brought to my attention that turn out to be meaningless, uninteresting, vulgar or simply absurd.

Mr. Coin -- I don't mean this as a putdown to you in any way, but I've seen a dozen such posts in the last week and this is just the moment I've chosen to say something about it.

[Kimpatsu]

Not a bad idea as a general rule, David, but I think here Mr. Coin wanted to surprise us with the joke.
(High horse mode) Note that I always explain the purpose of the link in my posts.
:cool:

[coin]

David,
You are absolutely right and I have nothing to object to in what you said. I'll do it more properly next time.

Tony,
Indeed that was the case. But I keep forgetting that not everyone's like me. However, I couldn't possibly imagine how I would describe the site without spoiling it. :)
Calling it a joke is a bit over the top though, you can't deny the fact that you now are a part of The Plan, since you've even been informed about it. :D

[bruceb]

I guess I shouldn't feed the kangaroo ... especially while it is humpty-dumptying?

You do have an evil imagination, John Lindsey.

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by bruceb
I guess I shouldn't feed the kangaroo ... especially while it is humpty-dumptying?
Can anyone who lives on planet Earth explain what this sentence means? :rolleyes:

[bruceb]

Earth to Kehoe, Earth to Kehoe ...

Go back a few posts and meditate on the picture of two kangaroos, one humping the other, and being fed by a child, but the picture is taken by someone outside the frame.

Think about each poster condering themself in control and the different view of each person relative to the picture.

Apply these thoughts in relation to the posts, and your answer will be clear.

That is all ....

Planet earth, out.

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by bruceb
Earth to Kehoe, Earth to Kehoe ...
Hey, Bruce, what planet are you really from?
If you have a serious question, ask it, or stop hogging the bandwidth.
Troll.

[bruceb]

You must .... give up control ... my will is too strong ..

You must be polite, courteous, and kind to all who cross your path ....Cease trying to control others .... give up ... give up ... give up ....

[Kimpatsu]

Bruce B thinks he's Svengali... :D

[bruceb]

Do you see a turban, a dot, or any feature that makes The VAMPIRE, Bela Lugosi, look like Svengali?

I don't know son, you need glasses to go with those drugs.... Ah-hem ... I mean medications.

I really hate to point this out, but I have gone around on my fingers and toes one time for amount of times you have been wrong?

Oh Well .... got some ink in today, all I need is the paper to make Kehoe Money .... yep ... fantasy money for a fanatic.

Straight jacket in your size is in the mail, and a rubber room for Tk the week after. Everything is right on schedule.

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by bruceb
Do you see a turban, a dot, or any feature that makes The VAMPIRE, Bela Lugosi, look like Svengali?

I said you think you're Svengali, not Bela Lugosi thinks he's Svengali. Or do you think that you're Bela Lugosi?
You really do need help, Bruce. :rolleyes:

[bruceb]

From a person who claims to be God or Emperor of the Universe .. you have no room to claim anythng, or to make decisions who is sane, O Great Mustard!

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by bruceb
From a person who claims to be God or Emperor of the Universe .. you have no room to claim anythng, or to make decisions who is sane, O Great Mustard!
Great Mustard? What are you smoking? (And may I have some of it, please?) :D

[bruceb]

I am three threads ahead now ...

Better write faster, TK....

[Kimpatsu]

The universe has called me into existence, and I shall be here until I have completed the reason for my existence.
To irritate the crap out of everyone?

[bruceb]

Yep ... TO GIVE UP CONTROL ...

Stop trying to control everyone and everything, TK.

What does it take to get through that thick head, a chunk of BLUE ICE from the sky?

Well then .... Bombs away!!!

(By the way, sorry for the nine hour delay in the reply, but some of us know when to "give up control" and go to sleep.)

[Soulend]

What a shame you woke up.

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by Soulend
What a shame you woke up.
Nah, his cognitive functions are still comatose, David... ;)

[bruceb]

It is so hard to be like my heroe, Kimpatsu .... THE GREAT MUSTARD!!!

But in order to be like him, I must control the world .... I must take control of .... you guessed it ... The Great Mustard himself!!

Are you really sure you want a world full of people just like you, great mustard? It might ruin your whole gig?

Oh never mind ... I am you .. because I have given up control of being me ... and I am now .... you.