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Nick
10-02-2000, 06:13 PM
Ok, I read "how to become a koryu instructor" by Paul Steadman, and couldn't resist quoting this comedy snippet I got from aikidofaq.com . Please know that this is also comedy and not meant to be taken seriously.

Disclaimer ends here.

"Master-
A title bestowed on a martial artist who has attained advanced rank after long years of study or has started his own style after achieving kyu grades in at least 4 arts, or has completed the "Become a Master by Video" course available for only 19.95 per month.

Ninja:
A rather confused individual who likes sneaking around at night in his pajamas.

Arnis:
"Harness of the hand." A Filpino martial art, also known as eskrima and kali, centering around stick, blade and empty hand combat. Mispronanciation of the art guarantees a quick taste. "

Among others, which I'll post if I don't get banned...

Peace,

-Nick Porter