Get It Off Your Chest, E-Budo Confession Box [Archive]

monkeyboy_ssj

10-22-2003, 05:42 AM

Have you ever done something that you feel really bad about, that is a bit naughty and feel that telling people would help?

Well nows your chance, it's the confession box of E-Budo, we promise that you wont have to do any Hell Mary's but maybe a couple of Hello Josies.

Here's mine...

I sent a stripper around my mates house when he was having a family dinner with hisgrand parents from France...Her name was Helen 'Chubbs' Dobson.

I pi**ed myself with one other mate in my car all night, he even payed her to go away

He still doesn't know it was me...

Ah, jeez does that feel better...

So anyone else need to talk to the Reverend Matt? hmmm?

Cheers

txhapkido

10-22-2003, 06:06 AM

I'll never admit a damn thing!

Member G. Gordon Liddy Fan Club

monkeyboy_ssj

10-22-2003, 06:16 AM

Originally posted by txhapkido

Member G. Gordon Liddy Fan Club

HAHAHAHAHAAA! *cough*

I mean, well done! I bet that's a huge weight off you shoulders *snigger*

Cheers

Mike Williams

10-22-2003, 08:11 AM

I really have a thing about Faye from Steps. To the point where I have actually considered buying a Steps video (to watch with the sound off, natch).

Cheers,

Mike

monkeyboy_ssj

10-22-2003, 08:20 AM

I used to have a thing for Angelina Jolie, I mean a proper crush, i even tried phoning up her managment agency to find out where she would be.

We are both quite sad...

StanLee

10-22-2003, 08:23 AM

If the person is female, I'd certainly help them get something off their chest...

Myself, well, I have nothing to hide. And no, those claims about farmyard animals are unfounded!:D

monkeyboy_ssj

10-22-2003, 08:25 AM

everyone's got something to hide, like wearing girls clothes? make up?

Did something really bad to a mate or pulled any pranks?

hmmm, come on, you must have something...

elder999

10-22-2003, 08:28 AM

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
everyone's got something to hide, like wearing girls clothes? make up?

Did something really bad to a mate or pulled any pranks?

hmmm, come on, you must have something...

They say the desert is full of holes, just waitin' for bodies to fill them..........but I grew up near an ocean of tears, that can't be filled, and who knows what secrets lie beneath it?

monkeyboy_ssj

10-22-2003, 08:30 AM

Originally posted by elder999
They say the desert is full of holes, just waitin' for bodies to fill them..........but I grew up near an ocean of tears, that can't be filled, and who knows what secrets lie beneath it?

So whatyour saying is that you've killed someone and because there were no places to hide the body you burried it in the desert?

whoh, that's the best yet...

next.

elder999

10-22-2003, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
So whatyour saying is that you've killed someone and because there were no places to hide the body you burried it in the desert?

whoh, that's the best yet...

next.

No, I didn't say that at all.

larsen_huw

10-22-2003, 08:32 AM

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
everyone's got something to hide, like wearing girls clothes? make up?

Did something really bad to a mate or pulled any pranks?

hmmm, come on, you must have something...

Ummmm.....

On our last day of school we left a car in the staff room. They had trouble getting it out .... the doors to the staff room are only standard width! :laugh:

monkeyboy_ssj

10-22-2003, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by elder999
No, I didn't say that at all.

yeah yeah, whatever you say *nudge nudge*

ja,

Dahlia

10-22-2003, 08:36 AM

When I started delivering pizza I didn't have a driving license yet...

monkeyboy_ssj

10-22-2003, 08:39 AM

Originally posted by Dahlia
When I started delivering pizza I didn't have a driving license yet...

And i bet you feel a lot better for telling us! As long as you didn't run anyone over then i don't think it matters, the thing that matters is that i don't remember getting my free pizza from you :D

Cheers

KhawMengLee

10-22-2003, 08:47 AM

It was me on the grassy knoll...:shot:

monkeyboy_ssj

10-22-2003, 08:52 AM

But that was before you were born! now that IS amazing!

you must be one skilled sniper :)

Cheers

StanLee

10-22-2003, 08:53 AM

Ok during the last day when I was in sixth form, there was a small gathering of the English Literature students and the Head of Sixth form (their teacher) in a very small room having a get together. Now the majority of the people were nerds (well they were to me at the time) and a bunch of lads dared each other to put a smoke bomb through the opened window.

In the end, I stepped up to the challenge and to stop them bickering like women.

I lit the smoke bomb, popped it through the window. Where it landed as a burn mark in the carpet and as it was a small room, it was quickly filled with smoke and when they all came piling out, the whole corridor was just a blanket of smoke.

The other thing we did was to inject strong laxitives into the deputy-head of sixth form's pint of milk.

monkeyboy_ssj

10-22-2003, 08:56 AM

That's Wicked! :laugh:

Cady Goldfield

10-22-2003, 09:05 AM

Wow, what a great idea, Matt. :rolleyes:
Get people to confess to sins, crimes and mayhem on a public Internet forum! That will draw a lot of input, I'm sure. Especially since anything that gets out on the cyber ethers is pretty much there for electronic eternity, for any schnook or intelligence agency to see.

:p

StanLee

10-22-2003, 09:08 AM

So Cady, what is your crime then?:D

TomMarker

10-22-2003, 09:08 AM

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

StanLee

10-22-2003, 09:11 AM

Originally posted by TomMarker
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Burn burn burn in the ring of fire.

larsen_huw

10-22-2003, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by StanLee
Burn burn burn in the ring of fire.

That reminds me .... i had one of my monster curries last night! :D

KhawMengLee

10-22-2003, 09:15 AM

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
But that was before you were born! now that IS amazing!

you must be one skilled sniper :)

Cheers

Yep, here's a pic of me during my training days in Stalingrad

http://www.lawbuzz.com/movies/enemy_gates/images/vasily.5.jpg

monkeyboy_ssj

10-22-2003, 09:17 AM

Originally posted by Cady Goldfield
Wow, what a great idea, Matt. :rolleyes:
Get people to confess to sins, crimes and mayhem on a public Internet forum! That will draw a lot of input, I'm sure. Especially since anything that gets out on the cyber ethers is pretty much there for electronic eternity, for any schnook or intelligence agency to see.

:p

You're such a spoil sport Cady!

Oh come on, like the FBI are going to arrest me for having a crush on Angelina Jolie and sending a stripper to my mates house...

sounds like you've got something to hide if you ask me :p

Ja!

David T Anderson

10-22-2003, 09:17 AM

I'm not sure if the Statute of Limitations has me off the hook yet...and not everybody who would care is dead yet, either.

Cady Goldfield

10-22-2003, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by StanLee
So Cady, what is your crime then?:D

Uh

I make NO admissions of guilt regarding the time my 8th grade English teacher, Mr. Wirebach, found his VW Beetle totally filled with leaves...

monkeyboy_ssj

10-22-2003, 09:28 AM

Originally posted by KhawMengLee
Yep, here's a pic of me during my training days in Stalingrad

http://www.lawbuzz.com/movies/enemy_gates/images/vasily.5.jpg

Isn't that an early model of Action Man?

Cheers

Bushi Jon

10-22-2003, 09:45 AM

Once feed alot of laxative to an animal and let it go at u--a in c------a what a mess

Shitoryu Dude

10-22-2003, 11:58 AM

Never confess anything of any importance unless forced to.

:beer:

Chrono

10-22-2003, 01:45 PM

Originally posted by larsen_huw
On our last day of school we left a car in the staff room. They had trouble getting it out .... the doors to the staff room are only standard width! :laugh:

So how'd you get it in?

Jon

Chuck Munyon

10-22-2003, 06:24 PM

Name, rank, and serial number. That's all you're going to get from me.

That and the fact that when I was seven, I was so excited about swimming lessons that I remembered to take my pants off but forgot to put my swim-trunks on before I ran out to the pool.

txhapkido

10-23-2003, 01:53 AM

Ok, ok, I did it...uh, I can't remember what it was!

larsen_huw

10-23-2003, 03:11 AM

Originally posted by Chrono
So how'd you get it in?

Jon

hehehe ....

i knew if i left it hanging like that, eventually someone would bite and ask how it got in there (the teachers did! :D ).

The night before we bribed the caretaker with a bottle of whiskey, and he gave us the keys to the school. we towed an old banger with no engine to the DT block, where and angle grinder turned it into man-portable pieces. We then moved the pieces into the staff room, laid out some protective sheeting, then welded the pieces back together. Voila! One car in a room it can't get out of! :D

It took all night (8pm through to 5.50am), but damn it was worth it! It took the teachers 3 days to work out how it got in there ... and another 10 days for them to find enough extension lead to get the angle grinder into the staff room to dismantle it (the power tools ran off different sockets to regular stuff).

PwarYuex

10-23-2003, 05:31 AM

Originally posted by Shitoryu Dude
Never confess anything of any importance unless forced to.

Who says you're not being forced to?

I like reality TV.
I have had done the dirty thing in a movie theatre.
In a park. In a car. In a church. In the bush. All over my house. And in an aeroplane.

KhawMengLee

10-23-2003, 08:24 AM

I was Dan Quayle's PR agent:eek:

Cady Goldfield

10-23-2003, 08:27 AM

Originally posted by KhawMengLee
I was Dan Quayle's PR agent:eek:

Ooo! Ow!
That must have been a real load off your chest.

KhawMengLee

10-23-2003, 09:28 AM

Originally posted by Cady Goldfield
Ooo! Ow!
That must have been a real load off your chest.

If you think that's bad, wait till you find out that Stan IS Dan Quayle!:eek: :eek: :eek:

Chrono

10-23-2003, 09:53 AM

Originally posted by larsen_huw
It took the teachers 3 days to work out how it got in there

I would have never have figured it out.

Jon

StanLee

10-23-2003, 10:09 AM

Originally posted by KhawMengLee
If you think that's bad, wait till you find out that Stan IS Dan Quayle!:eek: :eek: :eek:

Hey Big man! How am I like Dan Quayle???:D

Cady Goldfield

10-23-2003, 11:15 AM

Originally posted by Chrono
I would have never have figured it out.

Jon

Obviously, you don't hang around MIT (Massachusetts Institute of Technology). It's a given that every year, freshmen engineering students will dismantle a Toyota and reassemble it in some poor schmuck's dorm room.

And that's with the engine and all working parts.

Chuck Munyon

10-23-2003, 11:56 AM

MIT is famous for having some of the best pranks in history.
see http://hacks.mit.edu/Hacks/books/ihtfp_leibowitz/ihtfp_leibowitz.html

and

http://hacks.mit.edu/Hacks/

for some very funny practical jokes.

Cady Goldfield

10-23-2003, 12:09 PM

I remember this one:

http://hacks.mit.edu/Hacks/by_year/1994/cp_car/

And, the multitudes of times that lifesized fiberglass Hereford steers from the Hilltop Steak House (on Route 1 in Saugus) appeared on the dome of the Rotunda.

Senjojutsu

10-23-2003, 12:31 PM

Never confess anything of any importance unless forced to.
Mr. Moul would probably subscribe to this classic train of gangster thought:

 Never write when you can speak,
 Never speak when you can nod,
 Never nod when you can wink...

:D

My true confession, well just amongst us...

Since puberty, I have been a lesbian trapped inside a man's body.
:p

larsen_huw

10-24-2003, 01:58 AM

Originally posted by Chrono
I would have never have figured it out.

Jon

They noticed our welding. Due to time contstraints and a general lack of talent, it didn't quite look how Nissan intended it to once we'd reassembled it .... but it was good enough to pass muster for a few days.

PHILBERT

10-24-2003, 03:16 PM

Ok, like, this one time, in band camp...

Nah, but I knew some guys who did this. They got 3 pigs (this is such an old one though, its been done to death), and painted on the pigs 1, 2, 4 and released them into there school. Took them all day to figure out there was no pig 3.