Seriously Warped Jo Puns

[Mekugi]

"Hey, is that your Jo or are you Just glad to see me.."

"...So officer, I say to them..."Honte Uchi! HA! That looks more like Gyakute to me pal"...and that's when they hit me in the head with the stick."

"You're so sexy when you honte ni kamae"

"HEY...what's that smell....THAT WASN'T A KIAI"


:)

[Brian Owens]

"O'course yew kin git a Jo fer $50.

"I got Bobby Jo, Billy Jo, Betty Jo..."

--Brian Owens :D

[ulvulv]

martial art of the ghetto: yo mama jutsu

[ulvulv]

"what happened to your face?"

"jo-job"

:rolleyes:

[Mekugi]

Hey someone get me Joe! (thwap)

[Budd]

*in best Tony Montana voice from 'Scarface'*

"Jo wanna know what I hafta tell jo?"

[ulvulv]

"Whats the name of that art with the skinny sticks and black skirts?"

Barbie and Ken-jutsu!

[Jack B]

You must be jo-king.

[Budd]

In the mornings, I enjoy a nice cuppa jo . . .

*spits out splinters*

[ulvulv]

"Hey Gun, where are you going with that jo in your hand?"

[Mekugi]

YES...

Originally posted by ulvulv
"Hey Gun, where are you going with that jo in your hand?"

[Mekugi]

"Jo Versus the Valcano" and other unfounded exploites of Gonnosuke.

"Trader Jo's" The all natural and overpriced Jo-Mart

"Jo Boxer" The "in" thing to wear under your Hakama...

"GI Jo" Military Issue Jo (red Oak) that never get there on time, will always break and you will never have enough of them.

[Budd]

Not to mention 'Jo Cool', Snoopy's alter ego that he takes up whenever he wants to go whack the heck out of 'Jo Camel'.