limerick challenge

[ulvulv]

For any limerick, I will give you one in return:
I will give you two for starters

There was a young man from Kildare
who was doing a girl on the stair
the bannister broke
but he doubled his stroke
and finished her of in midair



In the Garden of Eden lay Adam
Complacently stroking his madam
And loud was his mirth
for on all of the earth
there were only two balls- and he had`em


anyone?

[Blackwood]

Across the chest of a bar maid in Wales
Was tattooed the price of their ales
And for the sake of the blind
Across her behind
Was the same information in Braille.

[ulvulv]

there was an old abbess quite shocked
to find nuns where the candles where locked
said the abbess. "you nuns
should behave more like guns,
and never go off untill you`re cocked"

:)

[kenkyusha]

I’m a soke you know, in my own mind,
no legitimate training, will you find,
my waistline abounds,
I’m nigh four hundred pounds,
I trust that to this, all will be blind.

Be well,
Jigme

[Gene Williams]

Thus saith I Am That I Am,
For the Virgin I don't give a damn,
What pleases me most
Is to bugger the Ghost
And then hop in bed with the Lamb:D

[ulvulv]

There was a young man from the coast
who ate melted !!!! on his toast
when the toast saw the !!!!
it collapsed in a fit
for the !!!! was his grandfathers ghost

use your imagination on the censored word
not that hard is it? :D

[Gene Williams]

There once was a girl from Nizes
With tits of two different sizes
One was so small
It was nothing at all
But the other was large and won prizes.

[ulvulv]

one with no banned words:

Ethnologists up with the sioux
wired home for two punts, one canoe
the answer next day
said: "girl`s on the way,
but what the hell`s a `panoe`"?"