4 boys

[Bushi Jon]

I have 4 boys 2 of them teens. I spend all my time kicking there behinds

[Shikiyanaka]

Wrong thread??? Happened to me one time. That was embarrassing. Everybody knew aaaah thought I am crazy!

[Soulend]

I have a belly button.

[Chrono]

I have nipples. And nobody dare try to milk me!

[Jeff Cook]

David and Jonathan,

I have lint in my belly button, and hair around my nipples.

So there!

Jeff Cook
Wabujitsu

[Soulend]

Argg Jeff..just got a visual..
*claws at eyes*

[Chrono]

Originally posted by Jeff Cook
David and Jonathan,

I have lint in my belly button, and hair around my nipples.


Lint can be removed and hair can be shaven.

[Moniteur]

Originally posted by Chrono
Lint can be removed and hair can be shaven.

or he could just suck it up and get waxed. :eek:

[Tripitaka of AA]

I buy Chinese leaf that is grown in Britain.

[Andy Watson]

I opened my sunroof on my car for the first time this year and it was nearly stuck.

Nearly, but not quite.

[larsen_huw]

I have toes that bend both ways ..... and that is the only bit of me that goes both ways! :D

[Greg Chapman]

i have a bit of earwax today but its gone now

[Daniel san]

I stand erect but I have no children.

[Jeff Cook]

I am erect standing or sitting. You would think that I should have children.

David, you are a Marine. Surely you have seen worse things than my nipples?!

Jeff Cook
Wabujitsu

[Tripitaka of AA]

I'll swear on Kimpatsu's copy of the "Origin of Species", I've never,EVER, seen Jeff's nipples!

[Tripitaka of AA]

So Jeff,how many nipples do you have?

When the kids were young,it seemed there were nipples everywhere; in the sink, in the cupboard, filling the shelves in the fridge... absolute nightmare!

[Soulend]

Originally posted by Jeff Cook
David, you are a Marine. Surely you have seen worse things than my nipples?!

Good point. But one can never be sure, once the belly button lint is also factored in. :p

[Jeff Cook]

David N.,

I was born with two nipples. I never paid much attention to them, until my formative years, when I rediscovered my nipples. I have come to like my nipples very much; in fact, I have been collecting nipples ever since.

Has anyone else noticed that this thread is quite Seinfeld-esque?

Jeff Cook
Wabujitsu

[Ton2]

Im new here, but this thread made me very curious...

So, anyone with a Third Nipple???

[larsen_huw]

My girlfriend's got something near her armpit which looks very much like a 3rd nipple.

It's never been submitted for scientific scrutiny ... so can't yet be claimed as a genuine 3rd nipple.

:D

[monkeyboy_ssj]

I wear girls hair bands through choice.

They make me feel pretty.

[larsen_huw]

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
I wear girls hair bands through choice.

They make me feel pretty.

Trust me mate .... how you feel and how you look are two completely differnet things! :eek: :p :cool:

:laugh:

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by larsen_huw
Trust me mate .... how you feel and how you look are two completely differnet things! :eek: :p :cool:

:laugh:

Are you tryin to say I'm not pretty?!?

*Pulls out Zulu spear*

[larsen_huw]

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
Are you tryin to say I'm not pretty?!?

*Pulls out Zulu spear*

Would i ever say something like that to you? :D

:kiss:

[monkeyboy_ssj]

*Puts Zulu spear away*

That's better...

p.s. I'm ignoring your sarcasm ;)

[PwarYuex]

I'm still trying to guess what thread the post belongs in.

[larsen_huw]

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
*Puts Zulu spear away*

That's better...

p.s. I'm ignoring your sarcasm ;)

a-ha!

That's what the sarcasm was hoping for.

It'll come back and get you when you least expect it .... for it is indeed:

Ninja Sarcasm!!!!

...
...
...

Damn I've missed E-Budo! :D

[Ton2]

I think you're pretty....

Wait, I dont know you....

[elder999]

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
Are you tryin to say I'm not pretty?!?

*Pulls out Zulu spear*

"Assagai." It's not called "a Zulu spear," it's called an assagai.
Nifty things......

Oh...and I know tall people.

[Tripitaka of AA]

I rather think the world is a poorer place since the demise of named dances. Whatever happened to the "Watusi", the "Swim", the "Madison"? And why doesn't anyone implore me to shake my "tail feathers" any more?

It's a disgrace and I demand a public inquiry.

[Chrono]

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
They make me feel pretty.

Don't start that again.

[PwarYuex]

Originally posted by elder999
"Assagai." It's not called "a Zulu spear," it's called an assagai.
Nifty things......

Oh...and I know tall people.

I have one of those spears- very cool.

I am a tall person...

[Shitoryu Dude]

I know the secret to making really great margaritas even when you are using a mix.

And I won't tell you unless you beg :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: !!!!!!

[Tripitaka of AA]

I knew a girl called Margarita, everyone was trying to make her. She always rebuffed their advances... aaah Margarita, nobody sweeter... 'til I met Conchita :D

[Kaoru]

Look! Up in the sky! It's a Rooster!

[Tripitaka of AA]

That'll be Rocky the Rhode Island Red!

[Timpie]

Originally posted by Tripitaka of AA
I knew a girl called Margarita, everyone was trying to make her. She always rebuffed their advances... aaah Margarita, nobody sweeter... 'til I met Conchita :D

Our rentalcar in Spain was called Conchita...

Just look at her behind :D
http://users.pandora.be/giant_mantis/spain/pages/039_36A.html

[Kaoru]

Originally posted by Timpie
Our rentalcar in Spain was called Conchita...

Just look at her behind :D
http://users.pandora.be/giant_mantis/spain/pages/039_36A.html

Can it dance Flamenco too? With castanets? :D That's a pretty spiffy little car! It's cute! Never saw one like it before.

[Gene Williams]

Margarita...reminds me of a little Italian girl I dated in high school...Gina Statutori.

[Tripitaka of AA]

Were you ever charged with "Statutori..."?

[Tripitaka of AA]

Hey Monkeyboy Matty Balls, have you got a link for the car Ad "shakin dat !!!!". It is for the Renault Megane with the sticky out bottom... that seems to have a sister in Spain called Margarita...

[Jeff Cook]

You keep talkin' 'bout my seester, I'm gonna haveta cut you man!

Jeff Cook
Wabujitsu

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by Tripitaka of AA
Hey Monkeyboy Matty Balls, have you got a link for the car Ad "shakin dat !!!!". It is for the Renault Megane with the sticky out bottom... that seems to have a sister in Spain called Margarita...

If I've got somewhere to upload it then yes!

I've got every ad in the world, don't mess. Even ALL JAPANESE ONES! :shock horror: