Going On Holiday For 10 Days

[monkeyboy_ssj]

You guys and gals won't see me for a while...I know, I know, it will be boring without me but you'll just have to do as best as you can.

Maybe do searches for past posts of mine or hold some silly stretchy pictures of myself up to your face and imagine I'm there with you.

As soon as I'm back I will post and let you guys know I'm ok, so you can then get back to your normal sleeping pattern. I know you guy's and gals won't sleep if you think I'm unsafe.

For you nosy bunch I will be off to Ibiza, an Island of the coast of Spain, generally sunning myself and drinking some shandies, chilling on the beach and dancing to the early morn.

I will be posting some pictures when I get back to make you guys jealous of course :D

So adios amigos!

See you when I get back with the worse hang over of my life...;)

Laters

[Paul Kerr]

I will be posting some pictures when I get back to make you guys jealous of course

Are you sure that's wise Matt? ;)

Have a good time all the time!

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by Paul Kerr
Are you sure that's wise Matt? ;)

Have a good time all the time!

They might not be if I have any luck ;)

:D
heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe *breath* ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[angrytiger]

Hi Matt,
Are you going to have your E-Budo shirt on when you take picture? Have fun.

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by angrytiger
Hi Matt,
Are you going to have your E-Budo shirt on when you take picture? Have fun.

Do bears poo in the woods? :D

That Tee has been worn so many times it's actually grafted to my skin!

[Rogier]

just to add a little note..

I'll be on vacation starting tomorrow, so I won't be posting till the beginning of September.

When I get back I'll be a changed man.

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by Rogier

When I get back I'll be a changed man.

Ah cool! You finally saved up enough money for the operation? :D

*only joking Rog!!!* :D

[Chrono]

Dang, everybody's leaving. It's going to be really dry here for a while.

[Cody]

How are you going to have fun without us, Matt? ;)


Have a good trip.

-C

[Rogier]

hmmm... funny that no one has made any remarks yet that Matt and I are going on away at the same time ;)

[Shitoryu Dude]

Only in Europe do they take vacations (holiday) during the hottest time of the year to go to the hottest place they can reach. Sort of like deciding, "by god, the lack of AC in this place isn't miserable enough. I'm going to go sit in the oven for a spell."

Of course, you ALL have to go on holiday at the same time. You know what I do with my Airbus business during August? Nothing, because there is nobody there all month long. Sort of like the US during December, but at least we go from someplace COLD to someplace WARM.

Have fun, and don't get mooned by any old ladies. Happened to me in Crete - two 80 year old British lasses and I got to see both their cootchies in far too much up-close detail. Wanted to claw my eyes out.

And old German people should not be allowed to go near the beach. 100 pounds of celluite is not a pretty sight.

:beer:

[Chrono]

Originally posted by Rogier
hmmm... funny that no one has made any remarks yet that Matt and I are going on away at the same time ;)

Trying to tell us something, Rogier?

[Shitoryu Dude]

Only that Rogier, like 200 million other Europeans, takes his vacation during August.

Lemmings I say, lemmings.

:beer:

[larsen_huw]

Well i bucked the trend and took my holiday in June ... to sunny Wales! :D

[Matt Molloy]

Have a great time. Sink a few for all of us.

:beer:

Cheers,

Matt.

[monkeyboy_ssj]

I'm back...




I hurt...from drinking...dancing girls...and more drinking...

Crazy crazy time...I need sleep.

I missed you guys *sob*

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That's just the tiredness talking... :D

[The Nephilim]

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
I'm back...




I hurt...from drinking...dancing girls...and more drinking...

Crazy crazy time...I need sleep.

I missed you guys *sob*

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That's just the tiredness talking... :D

Well it has been quiet. Kinda boring recently. So go and drink some water and have a rest.

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by The Nephilim
Well it has been quiet. Kinda boring recently. So go and drink some water and have a rest.

I'm sure I can change that when I post the pictures!!!!

Mwuuuhahahahahahaaaa!!!

[The Nephilim]

Well look at the thread "lets get happy" and you will see that you can be happy drinking water. :D

[larsen_huw]

Welcome back mate.

Good time then? :)

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by The Nephilim
Well look at the thread "lets get happy" and you will see that you can be happy drinking water. :D
To be pedantic (which, as we all know, is my forte ;) ), Prozac doesn't make you happy, it calms you down; but because you then don't have a care in the world (translation: you couldn't give a toss about anything), you feel happy.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to stick to Mogadon and other barbiturates...

[Matt Molloy]

Welcome back.

looking forward to the piccies. I'm still having problems with the scanner.:smash:

Cheers,

Matt.:toast:

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by larsen_huw
Welcome back mate.

Good time then? :)

Fantastic mate!

It was constant drinking, me wondering around town in my thong, kicking girls doors down to do lunges and star jumps in their apartment and then have a 100 year old guy chase me with a stick. Sitting on the beach, drinking, looking at great girls, sunning and swimming.

Dancing and kissing the resident club dancers, drinking, climbing mountains, punching gay men trying to touch me up, getting lost and wondering into the wrong apartment full of huge taffy guys, offering then beers and making new friends.

Drinking, Putting my hair in bunches, lipstick, renaming myself 'Mango', getting naked, and climbing up a 5 story hotel to get to some girls hanging off and balcony. Eatting rubbish greasy food, drinking, trying to cach bats (the animal) ending up in a scotish bar with guys saying they hate English so we put on a our best Glaswegen accents and accuse guys of not being scotish, running out after singing "you take the high road" stright into a strip bar and getting taken away by dancers for...use your imagination ;)

Drinking, skinny dipping, private beaches and cocktails, convincing a group of girls that I was professional surfer and having groupies for an evening, drinking, more lunges and star jumps, drinking, climbing in the back of some guys pick up truck and getting driven across town and then jumping off not knowning where I was, bumping into one of the strippers who's day off it was and got her to take me home.

drinking, drinking, drinking...that's about all I can imagine now, but a whole lot more happened than that...

Cheers

[Kimpatsu]

Good for you, Matt. Sounds like you had a Tiger of a Time.

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by Kimpatsu
Good for you, Matt. Sounds like you had a Tiger of a Time.

It was crazy, if it was recorded on camcorder it would be the new Jackass ;)

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
It was crazy, if it was recorded on camcorder it would be the new Jackass ;)
Now, that's a video I'd pay money to see...

[Chrono]

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
I hurt...from drinking...dancing girls...and more drinking...


You should have had more girls.

[larsen_huw]

Sounds like you had shitloads of fun mate! :)

Will have to meet up sometime and you can give me all the juicy details! :D

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by Chrono
You should have had more girls.

I've always got too many girls and not enough booze being the Rock star I am...:D

Originally posted by larsen_huw
Sounds like you had shitloads of fun mate! :)

Will have to meet up sometime and you can give me all the juicy details! :D

Deffos!

I'll try and get all the lads out and go for a budo meet up town, you've never been on one of my London meets which are crazy man!!