11-08-2000, 09:30 AM
The Budo Alliance Strikes back
A long time ago.......
The e-dark side of the force repaired Doug Skywalkers aiki bite sabre thrust to Jabba "the poopies" mouth and so there again resumed the verbal pollution of the budo/jedi universe. This pollution became so intense that illustrious aiki messiahs (interns) like "The Earl", Richio and Bumbly exited to alternate budo universes to escape the rising poo. Occasionally returning they found the Poopie stench so strong that they could only stand the smell for short visits. New children born in the budo/jedi universe were accustom to the smell and didn't remember the universe when one breathed of Tattoine brainberries instead of bovine scatology. They were chained into the empire of Jabba the poopies importance. They were like zombies, they even saw senior poopie on signs when others of us within the rebel alliance knew that Jabba was only senior at making "poopie"
Toblio tried to ingnore the stench of Jabba "the poopie" by wearing a jedi clothes pin on his nose. Political cartoons were employed as devices to express public opinion (wink, wink) Markus, Nathany, and even Lucassy even tried to shower the poopie with Uric realization hoping to slow the spreading poop. This only made the poop smell worse. It seemed that Uric realization and poopie got along fine. Jabba became stronger poopie. The great Jon god looking down from e-heaven was unaware that poop encroachment was a threat to the Budo/Jedi universe and fell into great slumber away from the budo/jedi universe's server.
Next began the great Poop Jihad that will be written in books for your grandchildren to read forever.
Jabba the nameless poopie factory cast war upon the fair jedi of the rebel alliance. He viciously slung poop at the aiki universe with the smell spreading to other outlying galaxies. His attacks included Lucassy, Meik the Skoss, Diane the Skoss, Lowry's Rib Kitchen and publishing houses, Cadydid, Toblio "with pinched nose" Markus "the barkus" and many other fair sirs and maidens. The alliance only made cursory war upon Jabba"the poopie" until a vicious slig of poo was directed at the most noble Nathany "the fair". This sling of poo flew so close to Toblio that his Jedi clothes pin was knocked from his nose and the full extent of the stench was realized. Toblio screamed "Whoa! Thats enough poo! This is war". Through the employment of ninjas it was realized that Jabba "the poopie"wasn't Jabba at all. He was Hwarezz "the poopie". The alliance called the Jedi universe to action and set upon Hwarezz with demands of decency. When these were not met it was realized that poop can fly in both directions. Hwarezz 'the poopie" had not realized that many can fling poop faster than one so the noble rebel alliance, led by Toblio flung some serious poo. Hwarezz overcome complained of the smell and ask the empire to support him. Alas the Empire became deaf because their noses were tired of the rising poo stench too. The rebel alliance regretted the war as do all noble warriors but realized that sometimes war makes for peace and less poo in the long run so they continued the Poop Jihad.
Then like a glimmer of light The great E-heaven Jon awaked from his slumber and gave the poopie a flush.
Whoosh.... Hooray... Hooray... Hooray The aiki/jedi universe is saved. Much rejoicing via e-mail was realized
Stay tuned for the next installment....Return of the Poopie!
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What can I say. I can't even blame this one on Neil :)
Bhaaa haaa haaa!
Tobs
A long time ago.......
The e-dark side of the force repaired Doug Skywalkers aiki bite sabre thrust to Jabba "the poopies" mouth and so there again resumed the verbal pollution of the budo/jedi universe. This pollution became so intense that illustrious aiki messiahs (interns) like "The Earl", Richio and Bumbly exited to alternate budo universes to escape the rising poo. Occasionally returning they found the Poopie stench so strong that they could only stand the smell for short visits. New children born in the budo/jedi universe were accustom to the smell and didn't remember the universe when one breathed of Tattoine brainberries instead of bovine scatology. They were chained into the empire of Jabba the poopies importance. They were like zombies, they even saw senior poopie on signs when others of us within the rebel alliance knew that Jabba was only senior at making "poopie"
Toblio tried to ingnore the stench of Jabba "the poopie" by wearing a jedi clothes pin on his nose. Political cartoons were employed as devices to express public opinion (wink, wink) Markus, Nathany, and even Lucassy even tried to shower the poopie with Uric realization hoping to slow the spreading poop. This only made the poop smell worse. It seemed that Uric realization and poopie got along fine. Jabba became stronger poopie. The great Jon god looking down from e-heaven was unaware that poop encroachment was a threat to the Budo/Jedi universe and fell into great slumber away from the budo/jedi universe's server.
Next began the great Poop Jihad that will be written in books for your grandchildren to read forever.
Jabba the nameless poopie factory cast war upon the fair jedi of the rebel alliance. He viciously slung poop at the aiki universe with the smell spreading to other outlying galaxies. His attacks included Lucassy, Meik the Skoss, Diane the Skoss, Lowry's Rib Kitchen and publishing houses, Cadydid, Toblio "with pinched nose" Markus "the barkus" and many other fair sirs and maidens. The alliance only made cursory war upon Jabba"the poopie" until a vicious slig of poo was directed at the most noble Nathany "the fair". This sling of poo flew so close to Toblio that his Jedi clothes pin was knocked from his nose and the full extent of the stench was realized. Toblio screamed "Whoa! Thats enough poo! This is war". Through the employment of ninjas it was realized that Jabba "the poopie"wasn't Jabba at all. He was Hwarezz "the poopie". The alliance called the Jedi universe to action and set upon Hwarezz with demands of decency. When these were not met it was realized that poop can fly in both directions. Hwarezz 'the poopie" had not realized that many can fling poop faster than one so the noble rebel alliance, led by Toblio flung some serious poo. Hwarezz overcome complained of the smell and ask the empire to support him. Alas the Empire became deaf because their noses were tired of the rising poo stench too. The rebel alliance regretted the war as do all noble warriors but realized that sometimes war makes for peace and less poo in the long run so they continued the Poop Jihad.
Then like a glimmer of light The great E-heaven Jon awaked from his slumber and gave the poopie a flush.
Whoosh.... Hooray... Hooray... Hooray The aiki/jedi universe is saved. Much rejoicing via e-mail was realized
Stay tuned for the next installment....Return of the Poopie!
____________________________________________________________
What can I say. I can't even blame this one on Neil :)
Bhaaa haaa haaa!
Tobs