I Just Can't Seem To Win

[Chrono]

For those of you who remember my "Advice" thread this is a little more to it.

At work last night I heard that the girl there had broken up with her boyfriend. Form the sound of things it seemed that they had broken up for good. Now, I told myself that if that ever happend I'd definitely ask her out. Well, I thought I had my chance today. I would have done it last night, but her line was busy so I couldn't. I tried today. When I got the nerve to ask her at that particular moment I had brought her to the side a bit and mentioned that I heard that they were broken up. Before I could even ask her out she just told me that they got back together. Man, was I mad after that.

[Shitoryu Dude]

That's a pretty common line chicks use to brush guys off. Resign yourself to the liklihood that she just isn't in to you.

:beer:

[Jock Armstrong]

Plenty of other fish..........go fishin'.

[Chrono]

Originally posted by Jock Armstrong
Plenty of other fish..........go fishin'.

Sounds good to me. Albeit, I don't have any bait. :p

[Shitoryu Dude]

Try the tried and true artificial lure - just pretend you are a rich jerk while out searching for poon and never let them find out you are just scamming.

:beer:

[Chrono]

Originally posted by Shitoryu Dude
Try the tried and true artificial lure - just pretend you are a rich jerk while out searching for poon and never let them find out you are just scamming.

That'd work well, except it's hard for me to be a jerk.

[Shitoryu Dude]

The jerk part comes when you never call them again, block their number, and they find out you gave them a false address/name/career :D

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Jon, sad to hear that mate but listen to Harv's & Jock's advice, works wonders mate :)

Forget about it, she sounds like a pain, look around and get another girl friend who will love you properly and if this other Dorris comes near you just Karate chop her in the eyebrows*

*maybe not that harsh but you get the drift

[The Nephilim]

Originally posted by Chrono
For those of you who remember my "Advice" thread this is a little more to it.

At work last night I heard that the girl there had broken up with her boyfriend. Form the sound of things it seemed that they had broken up for good. Now, I told myself that if that ever happend I'd definitely ask her out. Well, I thought I had my chance today. I would have done it last night, but her line was busy so I couldn't. I tried today. When I got the nerve to ask her at that particular moment I had brought her to the side a bit and mentioned that I heard that they were broken up. Before I could even ask her out she just told me that they got back together. Man, was I mad after that.

Damn tough break. Personally, I would laugh at your misfortune, but you seem alright so I will snigger inanely.

I will send you a link of a dating service for you. It is international, but the pictures are worth the look alone.

But hey, if it is any consolation, I just lost a relationship the other week. So any room in the boat?

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by The Nephilim
Damn tough break. Personally, I would laugh at your misfortune, but you seem alright so I will snigger inanely.

I will send you a link of a dating service for you. It is international, but the pictures are worth the look alone.

But hey, if it is any consolation, I just lost a relationship the other week. So any room in the boat?

Send it to me too...for research reasons obviously...¬_¬;;

[Chrono]

Originally posted by The Nephilim
But hey, if it is any consolation, I just lost a relationship the other week. So any room in the boat?

Plenty. I thought I was the only one.

[Alex Dale]

I just came out of a relationship about a week ago. Dedicate more time to training now, eh? :)


-Alex Dale

[Chrono]

Originally posted by Alex Dale
I just came out of a relationship about a week ago. Dedicate more time to training now, eh? :)

Not really. School's taking care of that. I can only go once a week until the end of this semester.

[The Nephilim]

Originally posted by Alex Dale
I just came out of a relationship about a week ago. Dedicate more time to training now, eh? :)


-Alex Dale

It was always half and half with me. Either went training one night or spend time ;) Now it is train and get lessons in to futher my prospects to gain better employment through the ECDL course I start tomorrow.

Either way, I will be kept occupied and away from the playstation for a while.

[Chrono]

Originally posted by The Nephilim
Either way, I will be kept occupied and away from the playstation for a while.

While you're playing your Playstation, I'll be doing calculus IV two days a week from 6 - 8.40.

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by Chrono
While you're playing your Playstation, I'll be doing calculus IV two days a week from 6 - 8.40.

Doing wha?

Someone just had a leaving doo and i'm not the most understandable at the moment due to drink abit of beers...i really want teat a burger st the moment...

I like calculators.

Plus my web comic is on www.b3ta.com front page at the moment under Donkey Gums...check out my profile pics by clikcing on the names..

[Chrono]

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
Doing wha?

Differential Equations.

Yeah, Matt, I can tell you've done a bit of drinking.

[The Nephilim]

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj

I like calculators.



Calculators or a girlfriend? What a bizarre life you lead Matt.

[Chrono]

Originally posted by The Nephilim
Calculators or a girlfriend? What a bizarre life you lead Matt.

Perhaps he gets so drunk that a girl resembles a calculator?

[The Nephilim]

Originally posted by Chrono
Perhaps he gets so drunk that a girl resembles a calculator?

I think it is the other way around.

Matt + his job - his money x the huge ammounts of sex = me getting a new wardrobe.

See calculation can be female too.

[Chrono]

Originally posted by The Nephilim
Matt + his job - his money x the huge ammounts of sex = me getting a new wardrobe.

You sure he gets huge amounts of sex?