View Full Version : Budo Fun #24
11-14-2000, 11:29 AM
As his students waited patiently, Taro prepared to tell how he survived the Edo period without ever having a duel due to saya ate
Note: saya ate is the striking of sword scabbards in passing, often resulting in swords being drawn….
11-14-2000, 11:33 AM
"...and the first man to pull the sword from the daimyo's chest shall become the next Emperor of Japan."
11-14-2000, 11:33 AM
Sadly, Taro’s students look on as their master displays his new idea for a sword shoulder holster.
11-14-2000, 11:42 AM
"Ladies, let this be a reminder to you NEVER to use your katana for shaving those delicate underarms."
11-14-2000, 04:53 PM
As one of his friends was heard to remark
"Ever since that British officers' delegation arrived, He's been acting strangely"
11-15-2000, 01:22 AM
Here's a corny one: "Alright, who threw that!"
11-15-2000, 02:37 AM
"It's just a flesh wound!" (a la Black Knight)
11-15-2000, 07:51 AM
"Your mission, should you choose to accept it..."
11-15-2000, 10:23 AM
"Any one have any objections to waking up and down the square???"
"Yes Sir! I'd much rather be home with the kids surfing on e-budo"
"Right! Off you go then!!"
Sorry, just some Monty Python Humor.
The first guy in the back row is thinking to himself:
"God, I HATE this job! All we ever do is march around and stand at attention in these stupid uniforms! And this captain never stops talking! And to top it off, I have to go! Geez, my back teeth are floating!"
11-15-2000, 11:19 AM
"I can't help thinking that sensei wears his obi a bit high ..."
11-15-2000, 11:35 AM
Who took my belt from my room last night?
"Oh I'm a samurai and I'm OK, I drink all night and I work all day. I like to wear girl's clothing just like my dear mama... I skip and jump, and like to pick wildflowers..."
"Oh he's a samurai, and he's OK, he drinks all night and works all day. He likes to wear girl's clothing, just like his dear mama?!"
11-15-2000, 06:21 PM
Leftenant Colonel Hiroshi Takamori Smedly of Her Majesty's Imperial Guard will now address the troops regarding the alarming trend of mistaking a katana for a swagger stick.
11-15-2000, 06:22 PM
Akira refuses to dismiss class until he finds out who short-sheeted his hakama.
11-15-2000, 08:22 PM
SUICIDE SQUAD, ATTACK!
11-16-2000, 12:52 PM
You young 'uns have it soooo easy nowadays. Back when I was in school we didn't throw paper airplanes at the teacher...
11-19-2000, 01:45 PM
Tosi Hiko Seko!
Real Sweaty Nut!
Son of Thunder
11-20-2000, 12:23 PM
I gotta tell you, this is the worst production of "The Mikado" I've ever seen.
11-20-2000, 04:52 PM
(Taro, the guy to the extreme left, whispering to his neighbour and ninja student collegue)
"I knew that 'nin' might be read as 'blade above hart', too. But isn't sensei a little exagerating?"
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