Budo Fun #24

[John Lindsey]

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As his students waited patiently, Taro prepared to tell how he survived the Edo period without ever having a duel due to saya ate


Note: saya ate is the striking of sword scabbards in passing, often resulting in swords being drawn….

[Cady Goldfield]

"...and the first man to pull the sword from the daimyo's chest shall become the next Emperor of Japan."

[John Lindsey]

Sadly, Taro’s students look on as their master displays his new idea for a sword shoulder holster.

[Cady Goldfield]

"Ladies, let this be a reminder to you NEVER to use your katana for shaving those delicate underarms."

[Kolschey]

As one of his friends was heard to remark
"Ever since that British officers' delegation arrived, He's been acting strangely"

[Peter]

Here's a corny one: "Alright, who threw that!"


Peter Brennan.

[hikari]

"It's just a flesh wound!" (a la Black Knight)

[Meik Skoss]

"Your mission, should you choose to accept it..."

[Evan London]

"Any one have any objections to waking up and down the square???"

"Yes Sir! I'd much rather be home with the kids surfing on e-budo"

"Right! Off you go then!!"

Sorry, just some Monty Python Humor.
Ev

[BC]

The first guy in the back row is thinking to himself:

"God, I HATE this job! All we ever do is march around and stand at attention in these stupid uniforms! And this captain never stops talking! And to top it off, I have to go! Geez, my back teeth are floating!"

[pgsmith]

"I can't help thinking that sensei wears his obi a bit high ..."

[George Kohler]

Alright everyone,

Who took my belt from my room last night?

[BC]

Leader:

"Oh I'm a samurai and I'm OK, I drink all night and I work all day. I like to wear girl's clothing just like my dear mama... I skip and jump, and like to pick wildflowers..."

Group:

"Oh he's a samurai, and he's OK, he drinks all night and works all day. He likes to wear girl's clothing, just like his dear mama?!"

[Mike Collins]

Leftenant Colonel Hiroshi Takamori Smedly of Her Majesty's Imperial Guard will now address the troops regarding the alarming trend of mistaking a katana for a swagger stick.

[dbeaird]

Akira refuses to dismiss class until he finds out who short-sheeted his hakama.

[Sheridan]

SUICIDE SQUAD, ATTACK!

[CKohalyk]

You young 'uns have it soooo easy nowadays. Back when I was in school we didn't throw paper airplanes at the teacher...

CK

[Mäki-Kuutti Vesa]

Tosi Hiko Seko!

Real Sweaty Nut!

[Son of Thunder]

I gotta tell you, this is the worst production of "The Mikado" I've ever seen.

[kennin]

(Taro, the guy to the extreme left, whispering to his neighbour and ninja student collegue)

"I knew that 'nin' might be read as 'blade above hart', too. But isn't sensei a little exagerating?"