Spammers: Its Apocalypse Now Baybee !

[Prince Loeffler]

Its about time !!!!:

http://www.robertalansoloway.com/

http://www.solowaysucks.net/


Just want to take the time and Thank you Spahaus.org !!!!!!!!!! Now, can we just hang spammers ?... :) :)

Sorry, I just had to share this wonderful anouncement !!! :D

[DDATFUS]

Here's an idea. E-budo has worldwide membership, right? How's this sound: you locate a spammer, PM his address to a mod, and pay a small fee. In return, e-budo will dispatch a team of highly trained.... negotiators.... to have a talk with the guy about abuse of power. Or abuse with power. Or abuse with a hanbo. You get the idea. We could make a mint....

[Prince Loeffler]

Here's an idea. E-budo has worldwide membership, right? How's this sound: you locate a spammer, PM his address to a mod, and pay a small fee. In return, e-budo will dispatch a team of highly trained.... negotiators.... to have a talk with the guy about abuse of power. Or abuse with power. Or abuse with a hanbo. You get the idea. We could make a mint....


You must be my long lost twins ... :) :) :) These are my exact fantasy..err I mean thoughts only mine is a tad bit more painful.. :p

[DDATFUS]

only mine is a tad bit more painful.. :p

More painful? Hmmmm... do you think an unlubed furibo would be sufficient for the type of work you have in mind?

[Prince Loeffler]

More painful? Hmmmm... do you think an unlubed furibo would be sufficient for the type of work you have in mind?

Nah ! They might like it ! I prefer the old fashion way such as These (http://www.torturamuseum.com/instruments.html)

[DDATFUS]

That raises the question of whether or not we'll have to have the equipment custom-made. I mean, I know all of us keep some torture equipment lying around the spare room, but I don't want to use my personal collection on just anyone.

[Prince Loeffler]

That raises the question of whether or not we'll have to have the equipment custom-made. I mean, I know all of us keep some torture equipment lying around the spare room, but I don't want to use my personal collection on just anyone.

Don't worry, I'll spam...errr email corporations in they are interested in contributing some cash in exchange for placing their corporate logos on our custom machines..... :) :) :)

In all seriousness, I am glad that there are organizations out there fighting these people. I have seen my own name being used to spam viagra's and online pharmacy.

My own forum gets at least 10-15 new memberships request from some spam bots off India, Pakistan, Russia, Canada, German and even countries I have not heard of.

There's is also a group fighting forum spammers. Here's their link:

http://johnbokma.com/mexit/2006/05/11/forum-spammer.html

Here they have listings of Forum Spammers:

http://forum.statcounter.com/vb/showthread.php?t=19579

[trevorg]

Just heard on the news over here that he has been arrested.

Osu
Trevor

[Prince Loeffler]

Just heard on the news over here that he has been arrested.

Osu
Trevor


Can't wait for the public hanging ! Isn't that UK thing still ?

[DDATFUS]

Hanging by itself is just dull. Don't forget the drawing and the quartering.

[Moenstah]

And the goat licking honey from his belly. Takes a day, but it's worth the waiting...

[trevorg]

Can't wait for the public hanging ! Isn't that UK thing still ?

Hi Prince

"Isn't that UK thing still ?"

Sorry, dont get it ????

osu
Trevor

[Prince Loeffler]

Hi Prince

"Isn't that UK thing still ?"

Sorry, dont get it ????

osu
Trevor



Hey Trevor !

I thought hanging originated in the UK and still used today to execute bad , bad criminals... :) I am sure that this spammers has also spam you guys. You guys have the right to execute him too but I prefer your methods !!!

[ScottUK]

Capital punishment has been abolished here. A crying shame if you ask me.

[trevorg]

Hey Trevor !

I thought hanging originated in the UK and still used today to execute bad , bad criminals... :) I am sure that this spammers has also spam you guys. You guys have the right to execute him too but I prefer your methods !!!

Hey Prince

I know that you are a sort of new country in the world and look up to us as a child would to a father as the font of all knowledge and the origin of all that is good or bad in the world, but I very much doubt if hanging originated here in the UK.

We did used to do a lot of hanging ,drawing and quartering. That is stretch 'em by the neck,cut their stomach so their guts hang out, then tie a limb each to a horse and get them to gallop to the four winds, but thats all. We're not THAT gruesome. Not like the nasty Vad the Impaler, but then he was Johnny Foreigner so what do you expect.

Still hang em high today ? Damn, but you are behind the times, we havent had a death row for about 50 years.

BTW what's spam ?

Osu
Trevor

[william northcote]

Hey Trevor !

I thought hanging originated in the UK and still used today to execute bad , bad criminals... :) I am sure that this spammers has also spam you guys. You guys have the right to execute him too but I prefer your methods !!!

Hanging is still legal. It is for crimes against the Monarchy and country. We still have a room in Parlement that is maintained for the sole act of discussing whether to allow someone to be executed. It is decided by 4 members of Parlement as to allow an execution. This is only allowed to happen if the crime is far too serious for to allow the person to be kept alive.

The last person to be hung was in the 60's. But after that person was found not guilty later on, the sentance of death by hanging was no longer considered a good means of a deterrant against serious crime.

Highway robbery is a hanging offence in the UK. So if you happen to crash into a Post Office van, you can be charged with highway robbery. Also saying to a policeman that you hate the Queen and monarchy is considered treason and is also a hanging offense. But in this age of public decency, it can be commuted to life of a suspended sentance.

[ScottUK]

The UK death penalty was completely abolished in 2003 under the 13th Protocol, so you will live if you commit highway robbery. :D

[DDATFUS]

Since Will and Scott disagree, we have only one way to test this. Get some Soke 18th Degree Blackbelt Grandmaster to crash into a postal van while screaming "I hate my Queen and country!" We'll watch with baited breath to see how the courts handle him.

[ScottUK]

Impossible. Post Office vans are impervious to Soke Dim Mak attacks.

(as are the rest of society) :D

[Prince Loeffler]

Would they Hang me if I scream " Lose the Queen ! Bring the King !!!" , while peeing at the postal office building ??? :)

[trevorg]

Would they Hang me if I scream " Lose the Queen ! Bring the King !!!" , while peeing at the postal office building ??? :)

You missed a great opportunity there, Prince !

Anyway look what happened to Ozzie when he peed on the Alamo .

osu
Trevor