Texas Ninjer

[Hissho]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3eNx0LBrmY

[Moenstah]

Reminds me of the Kung Fu hillbilly episode with Jerry Springer

[pgsmith]

"Now don't go ninjin nobody that don't need ninjin!"

That was great! Thanks Kit! :D

[Trevor Johnson]

His accent made it sound like he was talking about a judy chop, a kuhratee chop, and a ninjer chop.

[Jitsumania]

"Now don't go ninjin nobody that don't need ninjin!"

That was great! Thanks Kit! :D
Since he is from Texas, in the event he does ninjin somebody and is consequently asked in court why he did it, the standard response will be: "Cause he needed ninjerin"
That was funny as heck.

[william northcote]

As much as I pride myself on being an idiot, I can not think down to that level of idiocy.

[Trevor Johnson]

Since he is from Texas, in the event he does ninjin somebody and is consequently asked in court why he did it, the standard response will be: "Cause he needed ninjerin"
That was funny as heck.

Use the correct form of the verb, please. It's to ninj. I ninj, you ninj... they're ninjin.

[John Connolly]

It's obviously a parody. He's a genius! And some of y'all need some ninjin"!

[tenchijin2]

Great parody. I wonder what that aired on initially? You can hear a studio audience laughing in the background.

[DDATFUS]

Use the correct form of the verb, please. It's to ninj. I ninj, you ninj... they're ninjin.

Right, but in Southern vernacular you would still say (usually to the court) "he needed a good ninjin' " just like you would say "he needed a good kickin'," or, in more extreme situations, "he needed a good killin'."

"How does the defendant plead?"

"I plead he needed a good ninjin', y'Honor."

[Dawndelion]

"Texas Ninjer"? Boone County is in West Virginia. At least as of yesterday.

[pgsmith]

Yup!
Of course, there's also a Boone County in Texas, Illinois, Missouri, Kentucky, Nebraska, Iowa, etc ... :D