Whats your worst joke?

[Gene Williams]

Originally posted by Kimpatsu
No, Gene I mistyped "red" and "colonials".
To misspell them, I would have to be mistaken as to their orthography.

Then you should proof read or use spellcheck. What a shameful lack of attention to detail

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by Gene Williams
Then you should proof read or use spellcheck. What a shameful lack of attention to detail

Is there a spellcheck function on this board?

[Chrono]

Originally posted by Gene Williams
Then you should proof read or use spellcheck. What a shameful lack of attention to detail

If we had spellcheck we wouldn't need Tony.

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by Chrono
If we had spellcheck we wouldn't need Tony.

You'd still need me for translation purposes.

[Gene Williams]

Could we translate you back to Zort?

[Chrono]

Originally posted by Kimpatsu
You'd still need me for translation purposes.

True, but then we'd only need you half the time we do now.

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by Chrono
True, but then we'd only need you half the time we do now.

You can't get rid of a good thing.

[william northcote]

Originally posted by Kimpatsu
You can't get rid of a good thing.

Want to bet?

[Bill Gallant]

A bear and a rabbit are beside each other while shitting in the woods.
The bear looks over at the rabbit and asks, "Does the !!!! stick to your fur?"
The rabbit looks at the bear and says, " No, never".
So the bear picked up the rabbit and wipped his !!! with him!!

[Bill Gallant]

Originally posted by Kimpatsu
What do Canadians call a flannel shirt?
Lingerie )

Let me tell you, when the girl friend wears nothing but a flannel shirt, that IS a real turn on.

[william northcote]

Originally posted by Bill Gallant
Let me tell you, when the girl friend wears nothing but a flannel shirt, that IS a real turn on.

[Seedy Monty Python impression starting..... Now]

Say no more

[Impression ends]

I'll get me coat

[Chrono]

Originally posted by Will Northcote
Want to bet?

I believe you, Will.

[william northcote]

Originally posted by Chrono
I believe you, Will.

[Bad Simpsons impression of Monty Burns]

Excellent

[Impression ends over there -----> ]

[Chrono]

Originally posted by Will Northcote
Excellent

Ok, I'm getting scared now.

[william northcote]

Good