What Women Don't Ever Want To Hear!

[Shitoryu Dude]

Tell them the truth next time they want to know if they are "the best you ever had". I told me wife she wasn't crazy enough to ever be the best, but she was pretty good for a sane chick.

Drives 'em nuts. They just can't leave it alone and will constantly badger you with questions on "what made her so good in bed". After all, she does all the same things the PBFH did, what is the difference? Since it can't really be explained, nor do they ever have the slightest hope of ever competing at that level, it just eats at them.

[william northcote]

"Oh one moment, I have to turn the video camera on..."

"No of course you're not fat, I just wouldn't mind if I kept burning my !!! on the lightbulb."

"I can see my house from here..."

"Well you sweated that much I could have supplied McD's with lard for a week..."

I give up now

[heatMiser]

"You see, it's pretty much random chance who a person ends up with."

[william northcote]

Sorry but the condom seemed to have sprung a leak.

Can my friends watch?

So your bisexual, want to come to my place and look through my back copies of Playboy?

[heatMiser]

Originally posted by Will Northcote
So your bisexual, want to come to my place and look through my back copies of Playboy?

Nope, you're wrong on that one.

[william northcote]

Depends on your smile

[ZanShin2003]

What my religious ex G/F(dont ask, it was a phase) didn't like being told after a heated argument:

"You wanna know why you aren't going to heaven? BECAUSE IF YOU DID IT WOULD BE HELL!"



Colin Tranborg