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Thread: COMPLETE Self Defense for Women w/J. Carrey

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    Mike Passow Guest

    Talking COMPLETE Self Defense for Women w/J. Carrey

    I think we've all seen this guy teaching martial arts somewhere.

    www.jkd-kbh.dk/video/karate.wmv


    Highlights:
    "Like a lot of beginning students, you attacked me wrong."

    "I never said I was the _only_ World Champion! There are lots of them".

    "That might have hurt if I... hadn't shifted Mr. Happy"



    Enjoy.

    - Mike

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    "I shifted my internal organs"
    - that's my super-secret copyrighted MA technique (with my surgeon's help)!
    We are talking lawsuit!!  

    Violence towards women - some of those females had violence towards men in their hearts and minds!
    John McPartland
    Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!  I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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    kenshorin Guest

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    I remember seeing this on In Living Color the first time it aired, and laughing my head off! Thanks for resurrecting a classic! The really sad thing is that there are people out there who SERIOUSLY do this sort of thing!

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