The Useless Zen Thread

[Elf Tengu]

I was just wondering.........

[Chiburi]

.

[Soulend]

[kirigirisu]

Ohm... the possum is white...

Ohm... the possum is wise...

Ohm... the possum is?

Ohm... is the possum?

Ohm... there is no possum, except for the possum that is in our minds...

Woah.

WYLD STALLYNS!

[Kaoru]

The baby Possum is so cute!! It's doing mokuso!

Fear the White Possum.

Cheers,

Mike

[Elf Tengu]

If a possum farts in the woods where nobody can hear it, does it make any sound?

[larsen_huw]

Originally posted by Elf Tengu
If a possum farts in the woods where nobody can hear it, does it make any sound?

More importantly, does it make any smell?

:toot

Q: Why do farts smell?

A: For the benefit of the deaf.

Cheers,

Mike

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by Elf Tengu
If a possum farts in the woods where nobody can hear it, does it make any sound?

Yeah, it goes sbsbsbssuuuuuuuuuuupppppooooooop.

Everyone likes the smell of there own farts.

[larsen_huw]

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
Yeah, it goes sbsbsbssuuuuuuuuuuupppppooooooop.

Everyone likes the smell of there own farts.

Oops.

Sounds like the Possum followed through!

[Richard Price]

If there was an invisible possum on the desk to your left, the desk would appear empty. The desk appears empty...therefore there is an invisible possum on it.

[monkeyboy_ssj]

But that doesn't mean that the possom doesn't exist, because it is still there, because you can touch it, therefore if you can touch a possom that means that they are not afraid of humans.

If possoms are not afraid of humans then this means that they will soon move in homes and terrorise families causing them to move homes.

Also the breeding would soon have a boom and there would be 2000 possoms per person causing an over crowding on the earth, but we cannot destroy them due to them not having any weapons of mass distruction.

Also they would soon start mimicing the humans and turning up at peoples works in suits ready to start filling in excel sheets, and driving cars.

But due to them not having oposable thumbs they will soon come undone when it comes to holding a mouse and driving, causing crashes and information to be filled in wrong. This would make them angry and they would then start chewing through wires and making fires all over the world.

But luckily we've been melting old posom fur to make spaceships and we will be able escape the now fire encrusted earth to get to Galacton 5 which is the same as earth but grass tastes like pizza.

So, if Possoms were ever kept on a desk this would cause the end of the world.

I thank you.

p.s. I've got no idea I've just said...

[william northcote]

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
p.s. I've got no idea I've just said...

Same here, I think...

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Be quite infidel...you have two mobiles.

I've got Huws mobile number if anyone wants it