I have been in quite a few, REAL fights are not very uncommon where I'm from.Originally posted by Yourenotasamuri
How many of you have actually been in a real fight....?
I have been in quite a few, REAL fights are not very uncommon where I'm from.Originally posted by Yourenotasamuri
How many of you have actually been in a real fight....?
"All of us must understand quite clearly that even the best system is only as effective as the person who represents it. It is not styles that confront each other in a fight, but people."
James david DeLamar
More than you've probably had hot dinners or I'd like to remember, due to the nature of my work [10 years in bars and night clubs as security]. How about "cornered rat"- I'd rather not but if you scare me I'm going to get medieval on you.
Attack or defend whenever the situation is appropriate "ichi go, ichi eh" I think is the japanese [this is not a new concept!!]
Lurking in dark alleys may be hazardous to other peoples health........
2Originally posted by Yourenotasamuri
How many of you have actually been in a real fight....?
Kicked them both in the bingo sacks each time, chain punched them as they fell to the floor and never got back up.
I will stick with my Sterilizing technque...
Cheers
p.s. David, If I have to walk past a Chuck E Cheese I'll cross over the road first...scary place...
Rev. Matt Boxall AKA Dr. Stupid
*Puts on wizard hat and robe*
I've only been in one.Originally posted by Yourenotasamuri
How many of you have actually been in a real fight....?
Many of them (it felt like 7-8 ... but was told afterwards it was only 5-6). One of me. On a London Underground train, so nowhere to run.
I Recieved:
1 broken nose;
1 black eye;
1 broken collar bone;
1 fractured skull (only tiny little hairline crack);
Several really painful ribs;
Multiple cuts and bruises.
I Gave Out (that i know of):
1 broken nose;
2 Broken ribs.
I stayed on my feet and managed to convince them that beating me up was more trouble than it was worth. They legged it at the next station. The LU CCTV managed to see precicely nothing ... and my description to the police of "1 black guy with a freshly broken nose and several white guys, one of which has 2 broken ribs" never produced anything.
It was just as well they ran, as i couldn't hold up much longer. Looking back now, they were awfully cowardly. Collectively they didn't have as many injuries as i did (unless i did something to one of them i didn't notice in the heat of the moment), yet still ran away when they found i wasn't gonna be an easy doormat!
My conclusions from that:
1. Adrenaline is really, really, cool stuff!
2. If i can, i will run!
Huw Larsen
Number 1 member of the Default Collective of Misfits
Learn the Sterilizer...works wonders on the tube.
I would just shout as loud as I could
"POLICE! Stop and put your hands behind you heads!!!!!"
And then proceed to explode some crotches as they wondered what to do...luckily I've never ad to deal with any fights on the tube.
Cheers
Rev. Matt Boxall AKA Dr. Stupid
*Puts on wizard hat and robe*
I hit someone with my kebab once...
Full story at the next London e-budo meet-up.
Cheers,
Mike
Heh I think I remember you telling that story!Originally posted by Mike Williams
I hit someone with my kebab once...
Full story at the next London e-budo meet-up.
Cheers,
Mike
Both my fights were rubbish, one drunk guy giving me hastle so I kicked his testicles so they hung under his chin, the second was the famous drinking elbow.
And elbow in the face whilst drinking my pint with the other arm...If only someone had a camcorder, looked like something from Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels! The guy was about 7 stone and 5ft 5in with a big mouth and trying to start something it wouldn't of been fair if I actually hit him hard...his friends apologies after
Rev. Matt Boxall AKA Dr. Stupid
*Puts on wizard hat and robe*
Doh! Alzheimers is setting in...
I had a few other incidents when I lived up in Hull, but that was when I was young and stupid.
Once I stopped looking for trouble, I stopped finding it.
Cheers,
Mike
More of an assassin... Neutralize them before they
know what hits them.
However, the scrums that I have been in have been a
humdingers.
You're BACK!!
Good to see you online again.
Harvey Moul
“Fish and visitors stink after three days - Ben Franklin”
I've been in two real fights as an adult. Beat the living crap out of the first guy, scared the other one off without throwing a punch.
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Harvey Moul
“Fish and visitors stink after three days - Ben Franklin”
"The Policeman"
Turns up, always wins, tells lies in court, gets his own back later.
It's the only way.
A man with small testes should never get involved in a fight requiring cojones