Romance is not dead

[TimoS]

I just received this from a friend:

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT ... THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

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I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

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Of loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face.

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.

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I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

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I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

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My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

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My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "go to hell".

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What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime

[larsen_huw]

Roses are red & gerkins are green,
I love your legs, and what's in between!

[Gloi]

Can I compare thee to a summers day?
Wet, windy, dull and grey.

[Mr_Bozz]

How do I love thee... let me count the ways:
... eh. I got nothin'.

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My love for you is as vast as the greatest ocean
but then again... so is your butt.

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Hark! What light from yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is the sun.
I wonder if she's gonna put out tonight?

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Okay... that's enough from me.

NEXT !

[larsen_huw]

Violets are blue, Roses are red,
I'd like you a lot better, if you turned up dead!

[BC]

When you come near, you make me sway

From the nasty smell of your bootay!

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Since we met I've felt my love for you grow

Until I saw your girlfriend's sweet cameltoe

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When our eyes first met, our love was born

But I still won't give up my midget porn