Who were the guys who went to kill Stephen Hayes?

**Wounded Ronin** · 29th March 2004, 20:19

Every now and then on this forum I keep hearing references to "two guys" who once went to kill Stephen Hayes.

Who were they, when did they go, and why?

Thank you very much for satisfying my curiosity.

**gozanryu** · 29th March 2004, 21:59

Brad Pitt and Russell Crow.

**ssanutokh** · 30th March 2004, 16:12

Well, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Kimpatsu · 30th March 2004, 23:13

Originally posted by Wounded Ronin
Every now and then on this forum I keep hearing references to "two guys" who once went to kill Stephen Hayes.

Who's Stephen Hayes?

PHILBERT · 30th March 2004, 23:21

Kimpatsu, you're joking, right?

**Shitoryu Dude** · 30th March 2004, 23:26

It was Bruce and an unnamed Juko Kai master. They would have finished the job, but ran out of corndogs and mustard on the way and had to go home.

http://www.skhquest.com/skhbio.aspx

**Exorcist_Fist** · 30th March 2004, 23:27

I think he's some ninja guy. I am sure more than two people have tried to kill him though. That sort of thing happens to ninjas all the time. I think Don Roley has had multiple hitmen from Saito ryu, etc after him.

**George Kohler** · 31st March 2004, 00:07

I believe one them was "Bear Trap" Smith

**gozanryu** · 31st March 2004, 04:41

Dan we dont use "hit men" we use the gastro method, miso slathered Sanma, grilled over really hot coals with. . . oh sorry, wrong thread

**Exorcist_Fist** · 31st March 2004, 04:48

hehe, sorry about using you guys as an example, but I had just been reading your thread.

Kimpatsu · 31st March 2004, 07:23

Originally posted by PHILBERT
Kimpatsu, you're joking, right?

No, Scott, I'm not. Please enlighten me.
(PS: I do know who Brad Pitt and Russell Crow are.)

**Paul Kerr** · 31st March 2004, 07:34

Tony,

Start finding out here and here .

Kimpatsu · 31st March 2004, 07:36

Originally posted by Paul Kerr
Tony,

Start finding out here and here .

Thank you, Paul. I get it now. The people sent to kill him were the fashion police.

**monkeyboy_ssj** · 31st March 2004, 09:54

Originally posted by Kimpatsu
Thank you, Paul. I get it now. The people sent to kill him were the fashion police.

Pfft, next you'll be saying Steven Segal's Ponchos aren't cool...

Laters

Kimpatsu · 31st March 2004, 10:20

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
Pfft, next you'll be saying Steven Segal's Ponchos aren't cool...

Steven Seagal's paunch most definitely is not cool.

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