Great News

[n2shotokai]

It is with great pleasure I announce that an intervention was performed with Tony last night. The devil was exorcised after hours of grueling battle. This morning Tony is sleeping like a baby, a smile on his face and a thumb in his mouth. His last words before falling asleep were to express his joy on his newfound peace, acceptance of the Lord and a commitment to allowing fellow martial artists to use the word gi without making a single retort.

Let us all rejoice along with brother Tony.

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by n2shotokai
It is with great pleasure I announce that an intervention was performed with Tony last night. The devil was exorcised after hours of grueling battle. This morning Tony is sleeping like a baby, a smile on his face and a thumb in his mouth. His last words before falling asleep were to express his joy on his newfound peace, acceptance of the Lord and a commitment to allowing fellow martial artists to use the word gi without making a single retort.
Let us all rejoice along with brother Tony.

You really are such a liar, Steve. Your nose must be longer than Pinocchio's. Is this what Martin Luther called "lying for Christ"?

[n2shotokai]

You would be the first one to read this. Liar? Here it is 04/01, making it April Fools Day.

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Hook, line and sinker!

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by n2shotokai
You would be the first one to read this. Liar? Here it is 04/01, making it April Fools Day.

Sorry, it's already April 2 here.

[larsen_huw]

Originally posted by Kimpatsu
Sorry, it's already April 2 here.

The joy's of trans-global communication .... still got you hook, line and sinker!

You should know by now that on the Internet as long as it's before noon on 1st April somewhere in the world, pranks are fair game!

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by larsen_huw
The joy's of trans-global communication .... still got you hook, line and sinker!
You should know by now that on the Internet as long as it's before noon on 1st April somewhere in the world, pranks are fair game!

It's 24 hours too late to be a prank. The Joke Police are already en route to arrest Steve "I have no sense of humour, I'm a good and dour Christian" Beale.
BTW, what was the BBC's joke this year? Do you know?

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Ahhhhh...is someone sore? Baby wanna hug or dummy?

(He did get you, a prank is a prank, just accept it!)

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
Ahhhhh...is someone sore? Baby wanna hug or dummy?

(He did get you, a prank is a prank, just accept it!)

I don't mind the hug, but Steve is the dummy.
It was a mean prank, and I'm going to tell my mummy on you.
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It would have been funnier if he'd asked me to be in on it, and I'd confirmed a conversion to Xpianity. Now, that would have been funny...

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Remember than one for next year!

I'll give you a hug after I've been training *yummy sweaty Matt*

Ja

[G. Zepeda]

That's what I was thinking...every theist would be referencing their copy of the Book of Revelations for that one!

Matt: That's shweaty balls!

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by G. Zepeda
That's what I was thinking...every theist would be referencing their copy of the Book of Revelations for that one!

"And behold, I saw a pale horse, and it was painted upon a great sign that read, 'Coach and Horses'. And I did enter thereunder, to discover a sight of much revelry and fornication, for 'twas the end times. And I did ask, 'Where be the Kehoe?'
And a reply did come from On High, where there wast a balcony bedecked with strumpets, that did blow mightily. And the voice did thunder, 'I'm up here!'
And so began the Apocalypse..."

Originally posted by G. Zepeda
Matt: That's shweaty balls!

Are you talking like Sean Connery, now?

[monkeyboy_ssj]

AC/DC - Big Balls

From the album "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"

I'm upper, upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
All the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all

CHORUS
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure,
They're the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh, we have such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail
Crabs
Crayfish

[Kimpatsu]

What a load of old balls, Matt!

[monkeyboy_ssj]

Originally posted by Kimpatsu
What a load of old balls, Matt!

Why thank you old fruity! It's the tight trousers...

Cheers