Who? Malcolm McDowell? I spose it does a bit!Originally posted by Silent Dan
Is it just me or does Matt resemble the actor who played "Caligula" with that hairstyle? ((It may just be me, because it's been ages since I've seen it.))
Who? Malcolm McDowell? I spose it does a bit!Originally posted by Silent Dan
Is it just me or does Matt resemble the actor who played "Caligula" with that hairstyle? ((It may just be me, because it's been ages since I've seen it.))
Rev. Matt Boxall AKA Dr. Stupid
*Puts on wizard hat and robe*
I think that is not even theoretically possibleOriginally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
Mwuhah! Someone understands me!!! YAY!!!
Timo Saksholm
Shorin ryu Seibukan karate
Jinbukan kobudo
Jealously is a horrible thingOriginally posted by TimoS
I think that is not even theoretically possible
Rev. Matt Boxall AKA Dr. Stupid
*Puts on wizard hat and robe*
Bah! Have a bananaOriginally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
Jealously is a horrible thing
Timo Saksholm
Shorin ryu Seibukan karate
Jinbukan kobudo
No. Me naked is more horrible lolOriginally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
Jealously is a horrible thing
No wonder people are happy according to your pic. It seems that millions of phones are being sent away.Originally posted by TimoS
Bah! Have a banana
Trouble is, they are all being used by the commuters on the local buses.
You just had to mention that, didn't you, Will?Originally posted by Will Northcote
No. Me naked is more horrible lol
Jonathan Wood
More horrible than THIS?
David Noble
Shorinji Kempo (1983 - 1988)
I'll think of a proper sig when I get a minute...
For now, I'm just waiting for the smack of the Bo against a hard wooden floor....
And not only that, it appears that they are edible phones too! That must be a pic of the latest new developement, the Banana9000 series cell phone that you can use as a cell phone and then eat it later for lunch or a snack. And, to promote it, they sent out millions of them, according to that ad next to the Banana9000. Of course everyone is happy! A free cell phone and a snack rolled into one... Who could resist??Originally posted by Will Northcote
No wonder people are happy according to your pic. It seems that millions of phones are being sent away.
Trouble is, they are all being used by the commuters on the local buses.
Carolyn Hall
Hmmm a new form of tinnitus.Originally posted by Kaoru
And not only that, it appears that they are edible phones too! That must be a pic of the latest new developement, the Banana9000 series cell phone that you can use as a cell phone and then eat it later for lunch or a snack. And, to promote it, they sent out millions of them, according to that ad next to the Banana9000. Of course everyone is happy! A free cell phone and a snack rolled into one... Who could resist??
"Doctor I have a ringing in my stomach..."
Yep, you got it, that's the new model we're working on Nokia's top secret plan for boosting the salesOriginally posted by Kaoru
And not only that, it appears that they are edible phones too! That must be a pic of the latest new developement, the Banana9000 series cell phone that you can use as a cell phone and then eat it later for lunch or a snack. And, to promote it, they sent out millions of them, according to that ad next to the Banana9000. Of course everyone is happy! A free cell phone and a snack rolled into one... Who could resist??
Timo Saksholm
Shorin ryu Seibukan karate
Jinbukan kobudo
Does the new banaaphone come with a MP3 player? Or do I need an add on like some mixed fruit?
Hey, I'm already in enough trouble for leaking the photoOriginally posted by Will Northcote
Does the new banaaphone come with a MP3 player? Or do I need an add on like some mixed fruit?
Timo Saksholm
Shorin ryu Seibukan karate
Jinbukan kobudo
So the NEXT generation of mobile phones will be battling each other to produce the most unidentifiable piece of telecommunications equipment?
Considering the reduction in size (they are now small enough to be unusable) and the add-on technology like video and digital still photography (does anyone really want to see "live" pictures of Monkeyboy out on the Razz?), the next big battlefield could easily focus on the concealment factor.
Expect to lose phones all over the place as cigarette packets, Mars bars, dead terrapins, half-eaten Big Macs, toy cars, assorted fruit and vegetables and any number of hand-sized objects start chirruping and buzzing away with chirpy, jolly and suicidally "happy" ring tones all around us.
People in darkened cinemas and hushed theatres will be heard to screech "turn that bloody banana off", and "Excuse me madam, is that YOUR vibrating phallic object?", or "Would the owner of a large green gherkin, that rings with the 1812 overture, please come to customer services".
God knows what will happen in the Accident & Emergency rooms around the world;
"Patient is one Betty McTavish, aged 81, ingested a pork pie found to contain a fifth generation video phone cum palmtop organiser, stats are BP; 180 over 45. Pulse 125. Saturation down to 88%... we've tried calling the number, it answered and can now we see she has a ruptured duodenal ulcer and had fried chicken for lunch with mashed potato."
"Dr Thompson! Page Cardiology for a consult and get this patient a bedpan - it seems that the hotdog phone is ready to come out"
"Nurse, I'm going to need some help removing this soap-on-a-rope, when I say "go" could you please ring the number. Mrs Golightly says that the phone is set to vibrate and this is how she normally gets it out when she isn't stuck in the handcuffs."
David Noble
Shorinji Kempo (1983 - 1988)
I'll think of a proper sig when I get a minute...
For now, I'm just waiting for the smack of the Bo against a hard wooden floor....
Oh the joys of mobile phones. Makes you wish for the brick back and the yuppies that went along with them.
On second thought, give me the banana phone.