Originally posted by Soulend
Say nothing, smile politely, and simply attack.
Here in the U.S.A., two statements are absolutely necessary before fisticuffs, especially when witnesses are present:
"Please stop, you're scaring me."
"I don't want to fight."
Then, if you're up to it, you can have them for lunch.
Aaron J. Cuffee
As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
- H.L. Mencken